Confronting The Evil Twisted Twin Witches

Today is another 'stupid" day at work.

Hahaha LOL nope, I'm just joking. Work's great today.

Today I had my first 'meeting' with my boss. What so special about this meeting is that it was done mano-a-mano style. In a way we had to confront him one-on-one. Just like playing game, at boss level, where you had to confront the boss on your own. Or something like that.

BUT!!! (again with the but thing)

That's not the real story (yeah of course ebal everybody wants to know the real story)

Okay so apparently today something really interesting and stupid happened that made me constantly smiling and bursting out loud for no damn reason. Okay so there was this one reason, but still....

So it was around 8-8.30 PM, and I was thinking of burgers and stuffs (food of course) and thought that I'll be needing to go out of The Store to get some cheap and tasty burgers. So off I set to a new journey. Muahahahaha...

Out of sudden... Okay it's not that sudden that my heart jumped to my throat because I saw this two girls from afar, just that I didn't expecting them to actually noticed me. Anyway one girl is tall, not-that-thin, and was wearing a red t-shirt, while the other was wearing both black (or dark-coloured I can't really tell) t-shrit and jeans, with a heavy jewellery going on.

(Note for readers. The girl in red has this serious and freaking scary face going on and that Girl In Black has this insecure (reason for insecurity is still yet to be discovered) looking face. And sweet too I had to add.)

Okay so after this would be the conversation between me and the girls, or should I say the red girl.

Legend :

Me ---> ebal

The red girl ---> gurl

gurl : Ahh adek, boleh tanya sikit tak?

ebal : Ahh, boleh.

gurl : Ahh adek nie masih belajar lagi ke?

ebal : Ahh ha'ah (mengangguk)..

gurl : Oh ok, tingkatan berapa ek? Secondary ke primary?

ebal : (realising that I had actually finished schooling) Oh tak, tak. Saya dah habis SPM dah.

gurl : Ohh... Ok sekarang ni adek buat ape?

ebal : Ohh sekarang nie saya bekerja sekarang.

gurl : Oh! Bekerja. Kerja ape?

ebal : Kenapa? (I was afraid that both that girls were sadist so I had to keep my personal info, well, personal)

gurl : Tak de lar, sajer jer nak tau.

ebal : Saya kerja kat dalam kedai kasut.

gurl : Oh kedai kasut. Kat dalam the Store nie lar?

ebal : Ahh, ha'ah. Kat basement.

gurl : Oh ok. Umm adek beminat tak kalau nak join kursus penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris?

ebal : (smiling, or smirking) Umm kursus penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris? Takpe lar kak...

gurl : Oh, ni kira dah fluent lar nie. Dah pandai sangat lar English nie? (she speaks in a very critisizing tune that sounded more like she was scrutinising me, in a fierce way of course)

ebal : Nak kate fluent sangat tu, boleh lar jugak nak cakap biasa-biasa tu. Insyaallah lar saya fluent berbahasa Inggeris nie.

gurl : Oh really? Are you that good in English? What other foreign language do you know?

(she spoke too fast that I only get the 'good' and 'foreign language' part)

ebal : Umm (I was squirming here because I was totally unprepared and was very uncomfortable talking to a person that looks like wanting to eat me, literally) I did learnt Mandarin a few years back, but it's not THAT good as my English. And my Bahasa of course.

*At this point I was smiling and grinning at the same time that I looked as if I was pretty nervous about it. And the Girl In Black was tugging the red girl's arm, in a way saying that she picked the wrong guy*

gurl : Umm, okay lar kalau macam tu.. Terima kaseh yer?

ebal : Okay. You are very welcome.

And that was exactly what happened. Pretty much.

Note : I did add some words (or sentences) here and there to make it more real,

although it is totally not the real and same dialog.

Anyway, you have the idea right? And after that I was smiling and laughing, amazingly, all thanks to the red girl. Well, of course it is bad to laugh at one's mistake (or attitude that brought her just what she might need to get her head back from the skies), but it was very funny that I had too. And also pretty stupid, let's not forget about that part.

And so that was the story. So what do you think? Have you ever had any experience like this, or other experience that just won't let you down when you need some good laughing?

Leave a comment or do a respond post for me and link it in your comment below or whatever.

Thanks for reading. (^^,)

Huh..

Today would be another great day at work..

I don't know if you ever noticed anything funny in this blog, but ever since I started working I'm like, everyday single day - well, blogging day of course, I'd bragged about how great my day at work that particular day was. Or bad. Whichever it may concern I don't care.

But! (there's always going to be a but in every novel or story, just to make it interesting...)

Well, actually I just thought of posting here that I wanted to do writing so much that I might start my own e-book here maybe around next month when I had figured out the ending of my story along with all in the middle *exhale*, but I thought about it again and maybe ou guys won't really want to know about it right?

No? You really want to here about it? What? You think it's great? OMGosh you're making me blushing.. Oh that's very nice of you guys.. Ohhh~~~

Okay that's weird... Hehehe... Please don't navigate away from this page, or worst, close this page T_T

Okay. So that was what I thought about. Well... I've figured out about becoming a writer, like, ever since I mastered my English well enough that the person next to me in my final year in primary school understood me. AT LAST! It took me FOREVER to get him to understand what I was telling him. If only I knew back then that it was all my fault...

Anyway, enough of reminiscing bad (romance LOL) memories. And yeah I really do thought of starting my own e-book. Just for fun. Nothing profitable.

Okay that is so a lie. I should tell you the truth... The truth is nothing is free in this world you know? One way or another we would still have to pay for the silliest things. So yeah if I got lucky (repeat: IF) I really do like the idea of me hooking up with a hooker publisher that are willing to publish craps done by a crappist (this is not a word I know the word is underlined with a wiggly red line).

There's been a death in the opposite equator

I want nobody, nobody but you, I want... Okay this is serious.

And when I said serious, I damn hell mean it.

Okay so yesterday is almost of a big day for me and most, may be I should say all of my friends. And this entry may be a sad one...

Yesterday I woke up quite early yesterday. I opened my PC and checked some of my downloads (I was downloading Boys Over Flower out of my mother's demand). Then I noticed something. There was no Yahoo Messenger (YM).

So I opened up Mozilla Firefox and downloaded Yahoo Messenger straight from Yahoo. And amazingly, it only took me a few second. Karma. Always crazy.

So I installed the YM, and yes, it took me less time compared to my previous attempt, around last year, which actually took my whole night and end up being broken. Stupid YM.

After installing, (do I really need to tell you the whole story?) I logged in. Did some reading, my friend's update of course. Then something took all my breathe away. And no, it's not a picture of a naked person or naked cat. But a quote from my friend :

ak igt lg luqman z ajak ak kuar sblm xcident

And I was like, what? Accident... For real? So I end up chatting with one of my friend, Eman, about this stuff. And it turn out to be a lot true... How reality can really bite you, no matter which part he bite, it'll sting like hell..

So this is the story, after some revising and highly trusted resources leaked the information...

It was night (most probably, the highly-trusted informer didn't told me the specific time). Luqman Hakim bin Zamalolaily (the now deceased) was finishing his hift in a local oil pump station, Petronas here in Setia Alam, Klang. He lived somewhere in Meru, Klang. He went to work everyday with his motorcycle.

So the informer told me that he was doing a U-turn, with his friend, whom I don't know, on another bike, when a car, out of nowhere and was speeding hit him head-on. And he bounce twice (I certainly don't know if bounce is the right word) both landing on his head (also, another most probably).

And the collision (and bounces) had caused him to be in a comma state, which the doctor later told his family that the brain had stopped functioning. His mother, who was also a doctor, couldn't digest the whole reality - because it was the reality that bite her, not the other way round.

And, yeah, around 11.15 am yesterday, he was declared as dead. Which threw most of us, his friends, into a speechless and... Well, you got the idea. We was totally dumb-founded and was head-over-heel speechless. Some cried. Some was too shocked to even let out their breathe.

And I was very devastated. Not just that my father told me that he couldn't sent me to his funeral, I was in a condition which my money would bring me nowhere.

And I am very sad for that was my only chance to see him before he was 7 feet below the ground, or in the ground to be more precise.

May Allah will always bless you're soul,

May the memory of you will stay in our mind,

May the tears running from my eyes be the tears of joy,

As you no longer need to feel the suffer of the living.

I hope your journey is not as bumpy,

as the airplane crashing to teary cloud,

I hope that your journey is ain't hard as they all said,

as I too will pray for your happiness.

For you Luqman Hakim Zamalolaily... I know you will always be in my heart... Love you.

To whom it may concern LOL

OMG... This is so late.. It's already 5 in the morning, and guess what? I haven't sleep yet.. Maybe I need a 'secret lover' to put me into bed, or at least try to.. Muahahaha LOL whatever...


Muahahaha for my 'secret lover'... But I don't drink so should I do?? (-___-''')

Okay, so tomorrow, or actually today, there'll be a education fair in Stadium Melawati, Shah Alam, in which I already went to last Sunday.

No, I didn't go to the education fair, BUT the stadium itself.



And that's what I wanted to share about...

I don't know why, but somewhere around last two weeeeeks (LOL too many e forgot to erase yet have the time to add this sidenote) my father and I read, or rather saw an ad in the local newspaper and the Internet (that'll be me who surfs the Internet, fyi) stating that
the STAR EduFair 2010 was to be held at Stadium Melawati that upcoming weekend,
which was last weekends, 9 and 10 of January.

And in order (cewah in order..) to go there, I took a day leave for that Sunday, which was the 10^th of January. I was very - maybe very would be toooooo graphic, it should be something subtle but I don't know what word to use, so whatever! - excited to go there, since, well, I can get a lot of informative papers which later would end up either in a file or the dustbin.



Sadly....

When we arrived there, with me all made up (I was wearing my white jeans, which was cool by the way) the stadium was empty. Maybe empty is not enough. Maybe it is best if I use - ABANDON. Okay it's not like there are no people there. There are, a few people but they are certainly not there for the EduFair. They have this mean kind of look that suggest me to say here (LOL say actually type) that they may have just planned a masacre of plans somewhere in Sahara desert. LOL



Anyway...

You got the idea right? No? Nevermind. Let me tell ya this. Well, I'm kind of bored with this stuff. This whole education fair thinging. No offence universities in Malaysia. It's just that the experience of me going to an abandon education fair was very shocking and terrifying that I had just told myself, like righ now, that I don't want to waste any more money and go to an abandon stadium to watch a group of mean looking guys killing plants and themselves by smoking.



So... Yeah I'm not going there.

Fine...

I may loose a chance of a lifetime in improving my availability towards the U there (LOL I'm single and ready to mingle...) but at least I can get even more money than all the imformative papers you get there combined and sold to the Chinese guy who collect recycable items in a white van...

I hope that you guys would have a very great time there although I know I would have the best-est time here in Popular In making even more money muahahahaha rofl

I want to fly..

Muahahaha the title got nothing to do with anything in this entry (T_T) pretty sad coz I really want to fly... Okay I was just going to tell you (whoever you may be, be it my friend or a serial killer/rapist) that I want to sleep... Buhbye xoxo P/s : Actually I got nothing to write just that I am bored to my bone (is that true? Bored to the bone? How come?) and I really need to write something so that I can delay my sleep time and woke up late next morning... Nice huh?