I'M A FREE-AK!

You might not know, but up until today, I had like tonnes of freebies in my pockets.Whenever people asked like, 'So how much is that phone?' or 'Eh, you bought the newest iPod is it? How much eh?', I'll be all 'the price is bla bla bla, but I got it for free'. Smile.

I've got too many free stuff to begin with. I mean, my first phone wasn't mine at all. It was my Mom's. But I use it since she wasn't that tech savvy to use it and most of her friends and even our relative usually calls our land line phone, so the phone was there with literally no one to use it.  The phone is still with my Mom now since I got another free phone.

Then MY phone, which I had my own number instead of the one that me and my Mom shared was given to me by my brother-in-law. He got the phone for free since there this promotion at our local house appliances store and he got like that phone and also a huge LCD TV screen. God bless him. Sadly I lost my phone during one of my stupid fever attack.

Then the next phone that replaced the last phone I bought it using my money. But don't get me wrong, since that money was given to me by the sponsor body. In a simple way, that money was my education fund money, that wasn't even by my Dad. Again, sadly, that phone was stolen recently, and currently I'm trying to survive yet another week or two with out any mobile communication means. *Sigh*

UPDATE : I'm on phone right now! Sounded bad isn't it? Anyway I'm using my first phone since, clearly my Mom is not using it and my little sister is violating the phone. YAAAAYY!!!

Aside from that I also have won a free iPod Nano 5^th generation (8GB). Like, it's for free. But I lost that one too because the lady cleaner took it since I left it in the hall accidentally. Its totally not my fault.. *Sigh*

Anyway this post is not about me, nor about all of my lost/stolen phone. It's about a new phone. A phone that I can only imagine of having. The phone that came from the hands that made my world go round and round and round just thinking of all the possibilities that they can achieved.

What the heck I'm talking about? It's the new BlackBerry Torch 9800.

That one, I tell ya, is a winner there!

Well the thing is, despite the whatever people are telling you about BlckBerry, I love them. It's like the most cleverest thing ever invented in the world! I mean, BlackBerry Messaging, or BBM for short. Come on! Tell me a FREE, unlimited and endless possibilities won't sent you all the way to Happyville?

Well, BBM aside, BlackBerry, or should I say RIM, the creator of BlackBerry had done quite an impressive job with this new one. It's like, everything you ever wanted in a smartphone. You got all the smart, hi-tech OS in it, and then it has a touch-screen to top it off. But the thing is RIM doesn't do common things. Beside that elegant touch-screen, then Torch 9800 also comes in with a FULL QWERTY KEYBOARD OMG THAT SO FREAKING AWESOME I LOVE HAVING ALL OF THAT!

Ehem... Sorry for over reacting. This is Torch, fully opened.

*Sigh* Isn't that just so beautiful? It's like the cleverest thing ever.... I said that before right? Okay whatever. Anyway this phone is not just about touch-screen and QWERTY keyboard. Oh no, it's more! It has a 5MP camera, with flash, image stabilization, and auto-focus. Oh sorry, CONTINUOUS auto-focus. That is even more things offered when compared to my antique, early-version digital camera, which is only, what, 3.8MP? So sad...

There's certainly more. BlackBerry had their reputation for keeping people connected, well, practically  no matter where. You can stay connected through the Internet, you telco service, practically everything! Stay connected with your friends and family (and stalker, too) with e-mail, text or SMS, calls, BBM <3, and seriously, through any other communication means.

My last phone (RIP) had an internal memory of a mosquito. What, a 512MB? I was very touched, especially since I had to spent like RM 90.00 and everything for a 4GB upgrade. I hate that. But with Torch 9800, you have a total of 8GB of built-in memory space. Now, that is like my iPod slabbed right into my last phone, but even better than that! And what's more is that the 8GB Torch also comes with a microSD slot. Meaning? MORE MEMORIES YEAH MOAR MOAR!!

And since people nowadays are all about social sites and stuff (read: Facebook freaks), Torch, which comes with the all new BlackBerry 6 OS, is built to make you stick to Facebook, Twitter and whatever sites even more! It's like, giving a whole box filled with candy to a child. This is the best! Not just that you can stay connected, but seriously, connected in a even better way! YES!

I don't know why, but currently people are all about multitasking. Even BlackBerry Torch. I mean, seriously, BlackBerry is known for its compatibility with busy people who is not really that busy, and it is like the whole point of smartphones! Multitasking. Even the way Torch is built spells multitasking. I mean, come on, touch-screen and QWERTY keyboard? Duh~~ 

Okay, I know. This post is like totally about the new, super-duper, incredibly awesome BlackBerry Torch 9800. Why? Dude, I'm a FREE-AK! There would be absolutely no other reason than someone is giving out the BlackBerry Torch 9800! Who, your asking? Who else rather than...

Yup, you got that right! Celcom is giving (ME!) out not one, not three, but TWO BlackBerry Torch 9800 (got you there! (^^,) ). Nice~ I LOVE CELCOM. Celcom is Malaysia's FASTEST, WIDEST, and CLEAREST mobile network ever!

Okay, one thing for sure. I never used Celcom EXEC Postpaid plan before (oops!) but the truth is, I actually done a little bit of survey with those using it. The verdict? Well, first off, not that many friends of mine actually signed up for that, since they are using Celcom Prepaid plans, and most of it are actually my lecturer and some exception like my aunts and uncles. But yes, most of them are very satisfied with Celcom EXEC 50, especially since they are actually using BlackBerry smartphones (jealous jealous jealous).

Celcom EXEC 50 offers you tonnes and tonnes and tonnes of offers. Like what? You did not ask me that. Well, apparently, with Celcom EXEC Postpaid plan, you'd be saving every month! No joke. The more you use, you'll practically saves more, even more since you'll get a 30% discount EVERY SINGLE FREAKING MONTH! WOO-HOO! Okay, let me list out like what you can expect from Celcom EXEC 50 :

1. 15 cent call rate. To any number. ANY number.
2. Have I told you about the 30%, automatic discount, EVERY month?
3. Commitment payment? As low as RM 50.00 per month.
4. FREE (I like!) Celcom Broadband Basic Plan for 1 month.

And that is a lot! Not enough? Well guess what? If you love BlackBerry Torch 9800 thanks to my serenade above and you have all the money in the world, please do get yours tomorrow from Celcom as they are the Malaysia's best BlackBerry products provider! Now, at the 28^th of October, they're going to launch Torch, and when you buy and sign up for the Celcom EXEC 50, guess what, they are going to give out more free stuffs! You can get a free Jabra bluetooth headset (RM 125.00), a(nother) 8GB Micro SD card (RM 68.00) and also a portable Energizer (RM 58.00) if you are the first 100! Nice~

Well, I think that is all for now. Now, I want to go and pray that I'll get one for free, since...


I AM A FREE-AK!


Hahahaha!

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Life : HOW TO HANDLE FAILURE

Yeah. Um. I failed.

There are like tonnes of failure made. By me, I mean, I wouldn't care about others' failures. I failed my 1st Chemistry test, I failed my 1st Malaysian Studies presentation, I failed in money management, I failed in updating my blog regularly and with interesting topics, I failed in my life... Okay the last part might not be happening yet, but I'm pretty sure it's coming. Soon. 

Many other people failed for other reasons. Failed to wear a condom properly, failed to wake up in the morning for classes, failed in love, and other stuff, whatever, as long as the person sees it as a failure. And for some reason I am facing yet another failure right now. I failed to understand why the heck I choose to do this topic in the first place. 

P/s: This was in my draft, so I decided to use it and not change the title although I can just delete it and do a new one. Aaah.. Who cares?!

I think I'm losing my touch. My it's-not-the-Mighty-Midas-golden touch. *sigh

I am really sorry that I haven't had the chance to update my blog, which I know, my Hunny Bee will for sure tells me that I sucks since I'm right in the middle of a city. Well, seems like I failed in my time management as well. 

Talking about failure, something that I haven't failed to do just yet might be going out with friends. Which, surprisingly seems to happen a lot more than me going to the swimming pool since I literally hate the swimming pool and never been there before. Another thing would be cashing out money from the ATM. My scholarship fund has a sad RM430.18 left. That's sucks. 

I actually failed to mention that I failed to realized that there are an increment in the number of those who are sadly reading my blog. Why are you guys reading my blog? Seriously guys? You had no idea how much Backspace I needed just to spell out the word 'Spell' just now. 

But I can't blame you for failing to see what you want to read. Things happened, and we can only either accept it or leave it, like totally leave it. But I usually will just accept it, embrace it, might just include one or two insults (many), and then just live with it. It can't be that bad, right? I mean, Hell is even worse, not that I had been to the real one.  :)

I wonder...

If the number of followers are the number of your true age, then how old can you go?

P/s: I forget to add on how to handle failure! My fault. Sorry, I mean, my failure! :)

P/p/s: I did I did I did! I did put a note on how to handle failure so you can just re-read it if you have really no idea about anything.

P/p/p/s: I love cats! And I miss my friends. Aminah Hanum Abdul Majid please do reply my message or I might just accidentally stick a cucumber on any open pores. Just saying...

OLIVE YOU

Dearest hunny bee,

So how's life? Err.. Okay this is very awkward. I know I haven't posted any letters to you since the last letter. Well, apart from that fact, neither have you sent me any letter, so it's okay I guess? But you need to reply this letter of mine after this okay, or I might just smack you when you get here!

I hope everything in Sarawak is nice for/to you. I've only been once there, and only for several days. And only to several parts of Sarawak. And that was, like, 6-7 years ago, I think? So not much of a memory there. But hey, memories are meant to be kept, but it is life that matters. The past will always be there no matter what you do, the future will always be a mystery no matter what you pack for it, but the present is always here with you, regardless of your mistakes in the past and your plan for the future.

Am I being too wise there? I don't care.

Um...

Dearest hunny bee,

I don't really know what to write in this letter to you. But since all of us is now somewhere, studying, something, so I guess I better ask you something about it. So how's life as a student? Suck, isn't it? But heck, I love life as a student. But not the studying part. I love the socializing part and the part where you can be a dick and no one even cares. Hahahaha...

But seriously, I hate dicks. Umm.. Don't get me wrong there, nor here, the dicks I hate really is a person. Dick heads. I hate them. And sadly my lovely college here is filled with them. I wonder is yours is filled with VG (such a sweet way of saying vagina don't you think?).

I think studying now is hard. Even last year can't beat this six months. Last year, although with all those History and Add Maths and stuff, you got like the whole time in the world to do all your revision. Now, it sucks. Time is like the one thing standing between you and HD. Oh, and also you have to consider the one pulling you from your sides, friends, leisure, club activities, and most of everything else. So you're pretty much not moving, or you might move, an inch forward, towards your HD, but due to the intense forces you are drawn 1 degree to either of your side. So yeah, you are pretty much not moving the right way.

I still remember that last message session we have. Not the Nad's dad, that's a very short, sad, and teary session. It's the one where you told me that you and your spouse are no longer, well, spouse. Heck, you know what, I hate that 'spouse' word! I mean, you're not like sleeping in the same bed, under the same bed sheet, in the same room or anything. So I think I'll change it to 'John'. Why John? I love John, so get over it.

Anyway, about you and John here. Well, I never thought that you and John would be, like, forever or anything, honestly speaking. In fact, when the first time that I actually realize that you actually have a real crush, as in for real, I was like, what the heck? I mean, I cant even bring my mind to think that you might have a crush, and the guts to actually tell that John that you have a crush on him, and have him accepting you and what not other shits.

Am I being too honest? Oh well.

Whatever hunny bee...

Well, it's not that I can't take the fact that you're practically growing up (and I'm not *sad face*), but the fact that, well, your John is not the John that I thought he should have been. Put it simple, for me, you've picked the wrong guy. But, hey, it's you who are feeling the love thingy and not me so, it's okay I guess?

But when you told me about John doing something that made you mad (I know it seems like I'm not paying attention about the whole case, because that's exactly what happened :) ), I kind of felt bad for you? Well, I did felt bad for you, but not like 'OMGTHAT'SSOSHITOMGOMGOMGOMGOMFUCKINGGOSH!!!' kind of bad, you know? I felt something like, 'Ouch, that's gotta hurt' kind of bad, and with no exclamation mark there.

(-____-''')

Anyways, the point of this letter is (be reminded, I'm not trying to shorten this stupid letter okay?), with every beginning there is always an end. No matter how sucks the beginning is, nor how unwilling you are to face the end of something so sweet, the end will always be there, sooner or later. Even with friendship. Especially when you BFFs tells you beforehand that you are out of your mind for ever considering him as your future sex mate (I'm just being honest here...). Umm.. So yeah, sex mate. I mean, NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BEGINNING THERE'S ALWAYS AN END not sex mates.

Imagine this. A delicious grilled boneless skinless chicken that was marinated in a thick black pepper sauce that was served with all the things that you love that I can't list because I've never had this dish in my live *sad face*. The moment you start to eat it, you felt like the most happiest person in the whole wide world. And then POOM! the chicken finished. Just like that. Can you sense the frustration that everybody had to feel? The same goes to you.

So the conclusion is, if that John took your words too seriously and left you without a proper goodbye, then fuck him and move on, for a fucked up guy is not worth your attention. Olive you. 

P/s : YAAAAYY for fucked up guy and kek lapis Sarawak! Olive you! Sorry for the language it's so hard to curse during Ramadhan and writing it is the best way to go don't you think? And also sorry that this took like a centurion to finish. What's a centurion by the way? Hah, who cares it seems like a timeline or something for me. I took too much time on this because I had no idea of what to write and so I thought why not fill it with craps as I love craps and so do you (don't deny it!), so yeah, this is it! Can't wait to meet you (this Thursday I'll be coming back, hopefully with a new phone) and go for movies! See you then. Do reply, k?

FIX YOU

Have you ever heard that song? It is like the ultimate song of my ultimate song list in my ultimate (free) iPod. Don't ask me how I get that free iPod, it might take me a whole year to actually tell you that story. Any way I really do love that song that I put the freaking player here!

Yeah. It is really sad, BUT (but is a must, so does butt) it is one of the known meaningful songs - for me of course. I really like the lyrics. It is meaningful... *sad face :(

Hahaha okay I'm not going to be emotional or anything here. I'll just let this past and be another one of my sad memories of stating one of my favourite songs.

But you know what (told ya, butt is important!), f*ck it!

You know what I hate the most of my college apart from the fact that there is absolutely no sun here, - which I found to be really weird and bizarre as even the North pole occasionally meets the Sun but HELL NO not here! - it would be a toilet that is not flushed.

Yuck! I know, believe me.

I mean, imagine this. You are cold, EVERY rooms here are cold, you drank too much water because you're throat are dried thanks to the cold rooms, and you're bladder are upset because you haven't used up the water it was saving for any case that you may be dehydrated, but you can't be dehydrated because every single freaking place is air-conditioned. You went to the toilet, you saw one room is vacant. So, you went in, as you are not happy with the idea of using a urinal as it may exposed you a little bit too much (this is not me, as I didn't use it because of my religion :) ).

So you're now in the room. You suddenly noticed something. There this pile of tissue in the bowl. And you thought, 'Oh well, they're just tissues, what harm can they bring?'. And out of sudden, you spot something fishy, or to speak it directly, something smelly, even smellier than fishes. You took a closer look. Guess what?

PILE OF DUNGS! YAAAAYY!!

Okay that was stupid, but (!) it's the horrid truth! And that was exactly what happened to me, earlier today. I don't know who to blame. The people who pooped the poops *smile* or the 27 people who went in and thought "fart you, whoever you are before me, gotta get out of here NOW!".

Well, I guess I can blame nobody, as the flush in that particular toilet is spoiled and it will splash water into the bowl as if it actually drooled, like no matter what amount of water spilled, a drool can bring your poops no far than an inch, of circumference!

Well since I'm have such a good hygienic spirit that I know is very foul that only I can understand how good it is as I know mine is even better than that guy who pooped there, so I told the toilet, "See, don't worry. I'll fix you" (please imagine a background music of Coldplay - Fix You). 

I mean, regardless of how stupid you are and no matter how many slaves you have that you 'use' to only wipe your ass after you use the toilet back at your godly mansion, this is a public toilet, so please consider us the same as you and not your slave.

The first person to poop here should have used the pipe RIGHT BESIDE the bowl to pour a whole load of fast flowing water into the damn bowl with that stupid drooling flush! What so damn hard about that?

But anyway, if I have 20 different slaves that are to be use by me to just wipe my ass every time I poop, why not? I'll find some nice looking, gorgeous, beautiful slaves ever. We'd be very intimate.

IF. *sad face* :(

WHEN IT RAINS...

Do you know that song? It is from Paramore. I LOVE PARAMORE. They are like the coolest band ever! And Hayley Williams, OMG. 

OHMYGAWD! I LOVE HER!

But that's not the point of me doing this blog post. Though I might have just stated that I like Hayley Williams. I really do loves their music, and her voice, and....... Okay back to the reason why I'm doing this post. (-____-'')

P/s : I don't know I've you guys noticed something or not, but lately I haven't used any of my Onion GIF images, which is weird. But I like it this way.

For the past week (did it sounds too long?), every freaking Friday was a rainy day, including today. I don't know why, but coincidentally today is also August 13^th, which when combined with the Friday, sounded something like this...

FRIDAY 13!

Which people normally relate to bad luck. Which I don't really believe in, for luck is not what made your day, but it's you yourself. But having two weeks in a row of rainy Friday in which I had to walk in the rain just to get to the mosque for my prayer IS what I would call as having a very bad timing.

And to top it off, I also have like dozens of homework that need to be done. I took like only 5 subjects - 6 to be exact, but the sixth subject is a compulsory so I don't really care about it plus we hardly had any class, just regular gathering - but I had like tons of homework! We even had topic tests that are always there no matter how many times you had gone through them. They are like the Scarecrow from Devil May Cry 4 that keep spawning no matter how many time you slash them. 

P/s : Devil May Cry 4, Call of Duty, love them! Thanks to my housemates for these new addictions. :)

But the more I think about it, the more I think I should just go on with it. I mean, I sucks at Chemistry and for that reason I think that's why  I have like tons of Chemistry homework. Maybe it's just a coincidence. But one thing for sure I hate the most. Doing my English presentation. OMG. I just don't know what to do with it. I mean, yeah of course the presentation would only be held at the end of this semester, but still I had exactly no idea of what to do.

Do you guys know anything about glass ceiling? And if you're thinking about the glass glass ceiling, as in ceilings made out of glass, please, do click this link here. You are so hopeless (-____-''). What do you think about the glass ceiling and discrimination? I think it is correlated in away that glass ceiling IS discrimination and vice versa.

But for whatever reason, I think I'll just do it and I have a feeling that I'll be A-OK with it. Oh I'll be going home today! Which means... YAAAAYY FOOD! I love food, especially now since it's Ramadhan. Okay I gotta go since my friend is waiting for me downstairs (I'm in the computer lab, again).  

P/s : Oh! Click this link here! It's so cool and so nice!