FIX YOU

Have you ever heard that song? It is like the ultimate song of my ultimate song list in my ultimate (free) iPod. Don't ask me how I get that free iPod, it might take me a whole year to actually tell you that story. Any way I really do love that song that I put the freaking player here!

Yeah. It is really sad, BUT (but is a must, so does butt) it is one of the known meaningful songs - for me of course. I really like the lyrics. It is meaningful... *sad face :(

Hahaha okay I'm not going to be emotional or anything here. I'll just let this past and be another one of my sad memories of stating one of my favourite songs.

But you know what (told ya, butt is important!), f*ck it!

You know what I hate the most of my college apart from the fact that there is absolutely no sun here, - which I found to be really weird and bizarre as even the North pole occasionally meets the Sun but HELL NO not here! - it would be a toilet that is not flushed.

Yuck! I know, believe me.

I mean, imagine this. You are cold, EVERY rooms here are cold, you drank too much water because you're throat are dried thanks to the cold rooms, and you're bladder are upset because you haven't used up the water it was saving for any case that you may be dehydrated, but you can't be dehydrated because every single freaking place is air-conditioned. You went to the toilet, you saw one room is vacant. So, you went in, as you are not happy with the idea of using a urinal as it may exposed you a little bit too much (this is not me, as I didn't use it because of my religion :) ).

So you're now in the room. You suddenly noticed something. There this pile of tissue in the bowl. And you thought, 'Oh well, they're just tissues, what harm can they bring?'. And out of sudden, you spot something fishy, or to speak it directly, something smelly, even smellier than fishes. You took a closer look. Guess what?

PILE OF DUNGS! YAAAAYY!!

Okay that was stupid, but (!) it's the horrid truth! And that was exactly what happened to me, earlier today. I don't know who to blame. The people who pooped the poops *smile* or the 27 people who went in and thought "fart you, whoever you are before me, gotta get out of here NOW!".

Well, I guess I can blame nobody, as the flush in that particular toilet is spoiled and it will splash water into the bowl as if it actually drooled, like no matter what amount of water spilled, a drool can bring your poops no far than an inch, of circumference!

Well since I'm have such a good hygienic spirit that I know is very foul that only I can understand how good it is as I know mine is even better than that guy who pooped there, so I told the toilet, "See, don't worry. I'll fix you" (please imagine a background music of Coldplay - Fix You). 

I mean, regardless of how stupid you are and no matter how many slaves you have that you 'use' to only wipe your ass after you use the toilet back at your godly mansion, this is a public toilet, so please consider us the same as you and not your slave.

The first person to poop here should have used the pipe RIGHT BESIDE the bowl to pour a whole load of fast flowing water into the damn bowl with that stupid drooling flush! What so damn hard about that?

But anyway, if I have 20 different slaves that are to be use by me to just wipe my ass every time I poop, why not? I'll find some nice looking, gorgeous, beautiful slaves ever. We'd be very intimate.

IF. *sad face* :(