Confronting The Evil Twisted Twin Witches

Today is another 'stupid" day at work.

Hahaha LOL nope, I'm just joking. Work's great today.

Today I had my first 'meeting' with my boss. What so special about this meeting is that it was done mano-a-mano style. In a way we had to confront him one-on-one. Just like playing game, at boss level, where you had to confront the boss on your own. Or something like that.

BUT!!! (again with the but thing)

That's not the real story (yeah of course ebal everybody wants to know the real story)

Okay so apparently today something really interesting and stupid happened that made me constantly smiling and bursting out loud for no damn reason. Okay so there was this one reason, but still....

So it was around 8-8.30 PM, and I was thinking of burgers and stuffs (food of course) and thought that I'll be needing to go out of The Store to get some cheap and tasty burgers. So off I set to a new journey. Muahahahaha...

Out of sudden... Okay it's not that sudden that my heart jumped to my throat because I saw this two girls from afar, just that I didn't expecting them to actually noticed me. Anyway one girl is tall, not-that-thin, and was wearing a red t-shirt, while the other was wearing both black (or dark-coloured I can't really tell) t-shrit and jeans, with a heavy jewellery going on.

(Note for readers. The girl in red has this serious and freaking scary face going on and that Girl In Black has this insecure (reason for insecurity is still yet to be discovered) looking face. And sweet too I had to add.)

Okay so after this would be the conversation between me and the girls, or should I say the red girl.

Legend :

Me ---> ebal

The red girl ---> gurl

gurl : Ahh adek, boleh tanya sikit tak?

ebal : Ahh, boleh.

gurl : Ahh adek nie masih belajar lagi ke?

ebal : Ahh ha'ah (mengangguk)..

gurl : Oh ok, tingkatan berapa ek? Secondary ke primary?

ebal : (realising that I had actually finished schooling) Oh tak, tak. Saya dah habis SPM dah.

gurl : Ohh... Ok sekarang ni adek buat ape?

ebal : Ohh sekarang nie saya bekerja sekarang.

gurl : Oh! Bekerja. Kerja ape?

ebal : Kenapa? (I was afraid that both that girls were sadist so I had to keep my personal info, well, personal)

gurl : Tak de lar, sajer jer nak tau.

ebal : Saya kerja kat dalam kedai kasut.

gurl : Oh kedai kasut. Kat dalam the Store nie lar?

ebal : Ahh, ha'ah. Kat basement.

gurl : Oh ok. Umm adek beminat tak kalau nak join kursus penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris?

ebal : (smiling, or smirking) Umm kursus penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris? Takpe lar kak...

gurl : Oh, ni kira dah fluent lar nie. Dah pandai sangat lar English nie? (she speaks in a very critisizing tune that sounded more like she was scrutinising me, in a fierce way of course)

ebal : Nak kate fluent sangat tu, boleh lar jugak nak cakap biasa-biasa tu. Insyaallah lar saya fluent berbahasa Inggeris nie.

gurl : Oh really? Are you that good in English? What other foreign language do you know?

(she spoke too fast that I only get the 'good' and 'foreign language' part)

ebal : Umm (I was squirming here because I was totally unprepared and was very uncomfortable talking to a person that looks like wanting to eat me, literally) I did learnt Mandarin a few years back, but it's not THAT good as my English. And my Bahasa of course.

*At this point I was smiling and grinning at the same time that I looked as if I was pretty nervous about it. And the Girl In Black was tugging the red girl's arm, in a way saying that she picked the wrong guy*

gurl : Umm, okay lar kalau macam tu.. Terima kaseh yer?

ebal : Okay. You are very welcome.

And that was exactly what happened. Pretty much.

Note : I did add some words (or sentences) here and there to make it more real,

although it is totally not the real and same dialog.

Anyway, you have the idea right? And after that I was smiling and laughing, amazingly, all thanks to the red girl. Well, of course it is bad to laugh at one's mistake (or attitude that brought her just what she might need to get her head back from the skies), but it was very funny that I had too. And also pretty stupid, let's not forget about that part.

And so that was the story. So what do you think? Have you ever had any experience like this, or other experience that just won't let you down when you need some good laughing?

Leave a comment or do a respond post for me and link it in your comment below or whatever.

Thanks for reading. (^^,)

Huh..

Today would be another great day at work..

I don't know if you ever noticed anything funny in this blog, but ever since I started working I'm like, everyday single day - well, blogging day of course, I'd bragged about how great my day at work that particular day was. Or bad. Whichever it may concern I don't care.

But! (there's always going to be a but in every novel or story, just to make it interesting...)

Well, actually I just thought of posting here that I wanted to do writing so much that I might start my own e-book here maybe around next month when I had figured out the ending of my story along with all in the middle *exhale*, but I thought about it again and maybe ou guys won't really want to know about it right?

No? You really want to here about it? What? You think it's great? OMGosh you're making me blushing.. Oh that's very nice of you guys.. Ohhh~~~

Okay that's weird... Hehehe... Please don't navigate away from this page, or worst, close this page T_T

Okay. So that was what I thought about. Well... I've figured out about becoming a writer, like, ever since I mastered my English well enough that the person next to me in my final year in primary school understood me. AT LAST! It took me FOREVER to get him to understand what I was telling him. If only I knew back then that it was all my fault...

Anyway, enough of reminiscing bad (romance LOL) memories. And yeah I really do thought of starting my own e-book. Just for fun. Nothing profitable.

Okay that is so a lie. I should tell you the truth... The truth is nothing is free in this world you know? One way or another we would still have to pay for the silliest things. So yeah if I got lucky (repeat: IF) I really do like the idea of me hooking up with a hooker publisher that are willing to publish craps done by a crappist (this is not a word I know the word is underlined with a wiggly red line).

There's been a death in the opposite equator

I want nobody, nobody but you, I want... Okay this is serious.

And when I said serious, I damn hell mean it.

Okay so yesterday is almost of a big day for me and most, may be I should say all of my friends. And this entry may be a sad one...

Yesterday I woke up quite early yesterday. I opened my PC and checked some of my downloads (I was downloading Boys Over Flower out of my mother's demand). Then I noticed something. There was no Yahoo Messenger (YM).

So I opened up Mozilla Firefox and downloaded Yahoo Messenger straight from Yahoo. And amazingly, it only took me a few second. Karma. Always crazy.

So I installed the YM, and yes, it took me less time compared to my previous attempt, around last year, which actually took my whole night and end up being broken. Stupid YM.

After installing, (do I really need to tell you the whole story?) I logged in. Did some reading, my friend's update of course. Then something took all my breathe away. And no, it's not a picture of a naked person or naked cat. But a quote from my friend :

ak igt lg luqman z ajak ak kuar sblm xcident

And I was like, what? Accident... For real? So I end up chatting with one of my friend, Eman, about this stuff. And it turn out to be a lot true... How reality can really bite you, no matter which part he bite, it'll sting like hell..

So this is the story, after some revising and highly trusted resources leaked the information...

It was night (most probably, the highly-trusted informer didn't told me the specific time). Luqman Hakim bin Zamalolaily (the now deceased) was finishing his hift in a local oil pump station, Petronas here in Setia Alam, Klang. He lived somewhere in Meru, Klang. He went to work everyday with his motorcycle.

So the informer told me that he was doing a U-turn, with his friend, whom I don't know, on another bike, when a car, out of nowhere and was speeding hit him head-on. And he bounce twice (I certainly don't know if bounce is the right word) both landing on his head (also, another most probably).

And the collision (and bounces) had caused him to be in a comma state, which the doctor later told his family that the brain had stopped functioning. His mother, who was also a doctor, couldn't digest the whole reality - because it was the reality that bite her, not the other way round.

And, yeah, around 11.15 am yesterday, he was declared as dead. Which threw most of us, his friends, into a speechless and... Well, you got the idea. We was totally dumb-founded and was head-over-heel speechless. Some cried. Some was too shocked to even let out their breathe.

And I was very devastated. Not just that my father told me that he couldn't sent me to his funeral, I was in a condition which my money would bring me nowhere.

And I am very sad for that was my only chance to see him before he was 7 feet below the ground, or in the ground to be more precise.

May Allah will always bless you're soul,

May the memory of you will stay in our mind,

May the tears running from my eyes be the tears of joy,

As you no longer need to feel the suffer of the living.

I hope your journey is not as bumpy,

as the airplane crashing to teary cloud,

I hope that your journey is ain't hard as they all said,

as I too will pray for your happiness.

For you Luqman Hakim Zamalolaily... I know you will always be in my heart... Love you.

To whom it may concern LOL

OMG... This is so late.. It's already 5 in the morning, and guess what? I haven't sleep yet.. Maybe I need a 'secret lover' to put me into bed, or at least try to.. Muahahaha LOL whatever...


Muahahaha for my 'secret lover'... But I don't drink so should I do?? (-___-''')

Okay, so tomorrow, or actually today, there'll be a education fair in Stadium Melawati, Shah Alam, in which I already went to last Sunday.

No, I didn't go to the education fair, BUT the stadium itself.



And that's what I wanted to share about...

I don't know why, but somewhere around last two weeeeeks (LOL too many e forgot to erase yet have the time to add this sidenote) my father and I read, or rather saw an ad in the local newspaper and the Internet (that'll be me who surfs the Internet, fyi) stating that
the STAR EduFair 2010 was to be held at Stadium Melawati that upcoming weekend,
which was last weekends, 9 and 10 of January.

And in order (cewah in order..) to go there, I took a day leave for that Sunday, which was the 10^th of January. I was very - maybe very would be toooooo graphic, it should be something subtle but I don't know what word to use, so whatever! - excited to go there, since, well, I can get a lot of informative papers which later would end up either in a file or the dustbin.



Sadly....

When we arrived there, with me all made up (I was wearing my white jeans, which was cool by the way) the stadium was empty. Maybe empty is not enough. Maybe it is best if I use - ABANDON. Okay it's not like there are no people there. There are, a few people but they are certainly not there for the EduFair. They have this mean kind of look that suggest me to say here (LOL say actually type) that they may have just planned a masacre of plans somewhere in Sahara desert. LOL



Anyway...

You got the idea right? No? Nevermind. Let me tell ya this. Well, I'm kind of bored with this stuff. This whole education fair thinging. No offence universities in Malaysia. It's just that the experience of me going to an abandon education fair was very shocking and terrifying that I had just told myself, like righ now, that I don't want to waste any more money and go to an abandon stadium to watch a group of mean looking guys killing plants and themselves by smoking.



So... Yeah I'm not going there.

Fine...

I may loose a chance of a lifetime in improving my availability towards the U there (LOL I'm single and ready to mingle...) but at least I can get even more money than all the imformative papers you get there combined and sold to the Chinese guy who collect recycable items in a white van...

I hope that you guys would have a very great time there although I know I would have the best-est time here in Popular In making even more money muahahahaha rofl

I want to fly..

Muahahaha the title got nothing to do with anything in this entry (T_T) pretty sad coz I really want to fly... Okay I was just going to tell you (whoever you may be, be it my friend or a serial killer/rapist) that I want to sleep... Buhbye xoxo P/s : Actually I got nothing to write just that I am bored to my bone (is that true? Bored to the bone? How come?) and I really need to write something so that I can delay my sleep time and woke up late next morning... Nice huh?

I LOVE My Work.. (^^,)

Huh! At last! I've updated my blog!! Muahahahahaha... Oh it's nothing really just that, well I know, nobody reads my blog, like it is a must to read it...



Not like Hanis Zalikha's blog, which, I think everybody reads them even if she updated nothing, for like, 1 whole month!. No harsh feelings Hanis okay?? (^^,) ....



Work sucks me in deeper into happiness! Ha I got you there! Hahahha... Actually work is awesome! It's like being in a gym... Mainly due to the fact that Popular In have two shops, both at a different floor, so we have two stores to, well, store shoes.

Run downstairs, took one (or six) box(es) of shoes, run upstairs, took the wrong shoes. *Sigh*. Run back downstairs, took the correct shoes. Phone rang. Pick up the phone. New Shoes. Pick up the shoes. Run upstairs with all the shoes. Finally, trying the best to catch up your breathing and trying your very best to smile.



So, yeah, it is a gym...

OKay now, I really need to go, I need my bath because later I'll going to the 'GYM'. Hahaha LOL whatever.



Thank you, IF you are reading my post, or if you had read any of my other post. Oh and if you had post comments on any of my posts. Thank you.

Facebook

OMG!!! I have a FACEBOOK!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

It's ALIVE!!!!

Hah! It's nothing really.. It's just that last night, when I come back from a steamboat and
BBQ dinner - a treat from my sister, there is a PC in my PC place.

Okay, that's lame. Of course there's a PC in a PC place!? Then what's fireplace for? To place ice craving? Heh!

Anyway... MY PC IS NOW ALIVE!!!! Muahahahahaha! Okay that's all... Thank you...

Work is the best thing that came after money...



Why? Of course, you'll think of money first and then work. Like, who would thought of work and then money? A simple example would be, hunger and food. I'd say food is the best thing that came after hunger, simply because hunger came first before all those goood food.



Don't you think so?

So as a conclusion¹ , we all had to work, so that money would come tumbling after... But then why work is the best thing that came AFTER money if work actually came first? My question to you is, which came to your mind first when you are looking for jobs? The pay or the hard work?



Actually, I made this entry for all my friends who are currently working and will be working in the next few hours (even 72 hours are few hours, especially in this modern age). may all your hardwork be paid as what they are worth.

The FIXED payment that you are supposed to get monthly, that is. Hahahaha LOL

Footnote:
1 - I know, this entry is a little too short, especially when you are so wanting to become a writer, but who caer. I'm doing this in the most uncomfortable position ever. Or maybe it's just me, but still, it is VERY uncomfortable and I just don't like it. So, let this be a short entry, I don't really care. And I'm actually reconsidering being a gigolo. Hehehehek.

First Day Working Experience!

I'm currently updating my blog with my sister's laptop. no, not in my working place. I'm at my made up bed, which is infront of the TV, listening to Old Hog's TV ad.

Hope I could do this more often. i mean, using this laptop. But sadly im only using this because of my sick PC, currently in a PC shop, somewhere near my work place.

Okay, that's a long introduction. If you had read my previous entry, I am now an employee. Heep, heep, HOPRAY! Yeah! That's what I felt when I first know about my successful appliance. I am now currently working in a shoe shop (is there any other name for it? Cause I really don't know) at The Store here in Sungai Buloh, Selangor.

The name of the shoe shop I work at is Popular In. One funny thing about the name is when we had to answer phone calls. We'll say, "Hello, Popular In...", and when I first listened to that, i imagined, the other person on the other sode of the line said, "Popular Out".

Hahaha.

Okay maybe it's not that funny, but just laugh for goodness sake.

Including me and the boss, there are a total of 7 people working here in Popular In. I won't tell you their names. Not that you know my real name either. Hehehe... Okay. So what do we do in a shoe shop? Well, pratically we had to eopn up our shop in 10.30am every mornig. LOL, who could sell stuffs if you don't open up your shop? Anyway, they had this like weekly schedule, in which every Monday would be a clean-up day.

And sadly I had to do those clean-up stuffs (more like grown-up stuffs. Yuck, porn)

Anyway, I had to clean-up all the shoes in the shop. Yes. ALL of them. Hundreds, I should say. So then I clean them up. I used an old cloth given by a leng chai that had work a long time there. And he was the boss's son. I had to clean-up the ladies' shoe racks.

At first, I only clean up the racks. Then the leng chai said that I also need to clean-up the shoes. Thinking that doing both was too much (yes, I do aware that I was paid to do works), and that the racks were a waste to wash (hey, customers wanted to buy shoes, not checking either the racks were spotless or not!), so I opt to only wash the shoes, not the racks, or shelves. Whatever.

Then, a leng lui, or a girl, - since she is a Malay, went to look at the shelves that I had cleaned up. She swept her finger acroos the shelves, and there were dust smeared on her finger. And I was like OMG!!! And she had to clean-up the whole shelves again. From here I knnow that we'll have a rocky and bumpy relationship, as a co-worker though.

Later that evening, the leng chai brought me up stairs. You see, this Popular In had two outlet. One in the basement level, and one in 1st floor. And they pratically displayed the same items, just that they need that extra space for storage. Upstair, the shop was 'guarded' by three leng lui. one is an original leng luui, a Chinese girl, and two Malay girls. Still most of them - which meant all of them except for me, speak Malayinese, in which meaning Malay in a Chinese dialect.

And that sucks!

Anyway, in the business of selling shoes, - or Popular In style to be accurate, we, the workers, will receive a 1% commission with every paying customer. In example, if a customer paid RM100.00, I will receive an amount of RM1.00 (yippie!).

Okay so in other word, we will need a stuntgun in order to stunt the other worker so that we will have ALL the customers to ourselves and all the commission will be in our own name!

And at the end of the day, anyone will say that working in a shoe shop is a lucrative. Or so I thought at first. Heads up, it is very not true. If not by this time everyone will work in a shoe shop and no one to buy shoe! Hah!

Actually working in a shoe company is not as a happy job as any other customer service job, like waiters in a restaurant or a cashier in a convinient store and bookstore. The main reason would be because you would have exactly NOTHING to do when there are no customers. Okay maybe that's little bit off, but yeah, I really do have nothing to do when there are no customers.

Especially when I'm working downstairs. It's boring down there. Even the female workers upstairs said that sales were better upstairs rather than downstairs.

But I really had to listen to my boss. If he said down, down I'll shall go. If he said up, then up it is. And almost every tiime I'm at downstairs I got nothing to do, or should I say I don't know what to do and the seniors didn't tell me what to do. And I really can't take up the idea of them wanting me to know like almost everything whilst I really am new there.

Still, work is best and great! But very tiring. VERY! You need to at least run a couple of flight of stairs before you can reach the store on the 1st floor. And you will still need to run to find the correct shoes and the correct size. But all the run and the search and the friend that you can make is fun and very adventurous.

So my advise to those that would be working for the 1st time is that you need to be barve and bold (taken from Batman : The Brave and The Bold). You musn't be scared and shy about asking and learning, especially when the big guys are there. Show that you are willing to learn and that they are not wrong in picking you up to join the team.

So that's it. I'll update later on my later experience in working and also about my co-workers (pictures maybe will be included). Thank you for not reading nor commenting.

See ya when I see ya!

The Return of Dr. Zomboss Jr.!!

Hahahaha

No it's nothing really. It's just my niece. She had just returned from her 'other' kampung. She spent like a week there. And an intel there (my sister, really, her mother) told us that she was just recovering from a fever and bloated stomach.

Check out my sexy pose! Phewitt!!!

Yup... She's still on bottle. Well, she is still a year and a half, or so.

This is she before my mom, her granny put on some oil on her stomach.

That is my mom's hand. "Do we really need to put that oil on my stomach? It just air you know in my stomach. Not some 4-legged tarta sauce!"

Oh poor baby~~

Anyway I've just read this article by Hanis Zalikha (she's the one whom I wrote about in this entry, well not that much). In this entry she tells about her secret of becoming a famous blogger. Ohhh I can't wait to become one LOL!!

And I've also decided to join Nuffnang Malaysia, kind of AdSense by Google. Yeah, making money babe!!! I hoped that I get the money in one month. Please please please please. Oh and by the way I did not do this because it was posted in Hanis Zalikha's entry, no no no!

Hoh! I guess now is the time to tell you that it is almost 12 PM and I really do should try to get to sleep, now considering that I have to go to work tomorrow!

OMG I"M WORKING TOMORROW!!!

Okay, buhbye now. And thanks for not reading and not commenting on anything that you don't read.

Foot note:

I think I'm the only one who is thanking (is that a word?) my readers - if there are any, for not reading and not commenting on anything that they have read because it is true. And if you really do read any of my post, please kindly leave a trail for me. I'm lost. Seriously. Or at least you can just tick on those little three boxes below. At least I would know that someone had read my entry. Or at least you can just cheer me up. Thank you for not reading this foot note.

Workmanship

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This might be you when you have a nervous breakdown after hearing the most weirdest and unexpected news EVER!!!




Fuhh~~~



I really do need to calm down.

Hehehe...

Guess what?



I got the most BRILLIANT news to tell you.

But lets not spoil the beans when the soup ain't ready. It'll ruin the taste of the bean don't you think? Hahaha

Okay whatever! I know nothing about any bean soup nor the taste of it because I personally hate the taste of bean. Give me any bean, I'll hate it. Green pea, red kidney bean, black eyed pea
(not THE Black Eyed Peas) and also other peas or beans that may come to concern.



Umm...

So, this morning I woke up kind of early. And I went outside for a jog. A jog around the park. I didn't wear my spectacles as I am a very self conscious. Still, even without my specs, I still am a little bit self conscious if not over the board.



I thought (I THOUGHT, I don't if it's for real or what) I say two men looking at me. Huhuhu they're watching me (self conscious, proven).



Anyway later this evening I got this call for an uncle, or should I say, the owner of the shoe shop that I went in in my quest of finding a job. He called and said that I get the job.

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!

WOAHHHHH!!!!!

Hehehe. So that's the big news that I wanted to tell you! Thank you for not reading.
And a very huge hugs and kisses for those that doesn't post any comments for any of my post.



XOXO

Getting myself a new pair of jeans...

Today, these scoundrels woke me up.

This is Amirul Hakim. Everyone call him Amirul. He is the 1st son.

This is Maisara, 2nd after Hakim. Everybody calls her Kakak, because she was once the only daugther in the family.

This is Adiana Laila. She is the 3rd child. Her family calls her Yana, for some reason.

This is the last 'installment', if I might say, to the family. *I forgotten his name*

It's like, a storm in a bed, if you know what I mean. My mom raised these kids, well, literally. My mom was a baby-sitter for several years, which also include some other kids. And they seem to be stuck with us even when they're no longer with my mom.



Today, my PC is still sick. Not that I ever know when my PC is healthy.



But luckily, I had done some shopping today and end up with some new jeans! Well, they are not that new, because these are from a bundle shop down the block. And I got them for RM20.00 only which was a bargain!!

This white jeans had a brown stitches was actually found by my Lil' sister. She said it looks like something that will be wear by Yong Ji Ho. (^o^)

I found this black jeans. It doesn't really has that fading colour effect, so it look so fresh and new!

Previously I went to Kepong Jaya Jusco Shopping Mall and saw some Chargers long pants that cost around RM30.00 after discounts. Lucky I didn't grab them. The reason for me nothing buying that pants even after my mom offer me with that pants was that I don't know my waist size in alphabet.



And I was like, WHAT THE FUDGE?! They should have used Rome numeral, that would be fun! Anyway now that I can get two beautiful pants and even save RM10.00 if compared to one Chargers long pant, I can say that I am very satisfied!



I needed these jeans because I've been using this black cargo for a LONG time now. I first bought it at Cameron Highland for RM25.00, which I still remember because I actually bargained and got RM5.00 off.


I think I need a bath because after going to the bundle shop it was raining and some hit my head. I better get some shower before I get back my fever + my dreadful headache...