IMMA JUNKIE! : YouTube.

I am addicted to YouTube.

My life is pretty much, arranged, in away. It's like I have this checklist of

'THINGS TO DO WHEN I AM ONLINE!!'

Umm..

Well the last part is not supposed to be there.

Note: Oh and by the way, I really do love reading manga. (If you are a weirdo who don't know what's a manga is and loves saying vasectomy out loud in front of your old neighbours, please click here.)

But the one thing that hasn't put me down yet is YouTube. No matter how long ago the video is uploaded, seeing it for no matter how many times, I would be so fascinated by it.

Believe it or not, YouTube, if in real life, is only another kid in the kindergarten. Hah! YouTube is only 5 years old this year, for goodness sake! And I thought I was younger! You would not believe it. I mean all those videos and new upgrades and new system and all, yet it is only five years!

It made me wonder though, all those videos that I've saw way before 2005, where does that come from? Hrm...

Nevertheless, YouTube had managed to make lives of many people, even, better? Yup definitely better.

I have many favourite YouTubers! A lot of them! It's like a bunch of favourite cookies. And the best part is the cookies never, not once, not now, not whenever, will ever finished! YES YES YES!!! It's like every children (and some adults too) dream! Imagine an unlimited supply of cookies, and to top it off, an unlimited supply of CHOCOLATE cookies! That gives 'sustainable' a whole new definition.

I know I sounded like a total loser right now, I can't tell you why this is happening. But I do think that I behave some kind of strange and weird today. Must be something I eat. Remember kid, you are what you eat!

Note: Just as a side note, it took me 4 days to actually come up with what you had just read. Isn't it WONDERFUL?! So don't blame me if this post sounded weird or anything okay?

For me, YouTube is the most brilliant platform for an average Joe, or an average Julie (Julie, isn't it?), and then push them up the ladder of success like 'hell no one else can do that!' kind of way. If you've been keeping up with the YouTube elites (they are elites, really!) then you will noticed how at one point of their Internet live, they will stumble upon something great.

For example, this guy, who stumble upon Miley Cyrus for real after making a lot of 'fun' with her in his basement.

And also these guys who made a contract with McDonald for a TV ad for being so enthusiastic in making a war based only on t-shirts.

How a 3 years old cries over a 12 years old... I think so, he's probably younger, maybe 8 or 6, I don't know.

(Okay this sucks, they suddenly thought, "hye you know what? we're gonna disable the embeding option and let all them cry!" Sheesh, such a dork. Click here though, regardless if you've watched it over and over and over and oven. )

This guy who recorded almost everything in his life, including a vlog of his wife delivering their 4th son. Congrats Shay Carl and Katilette for their newest addition!

This girl, made it phenomenon-ically through YouTube. Oh wait, she didn't started from YouTube, it's my space. Ah, I don't care. She made it in YouTube!

There's even this guy who made a video, of himself, in a Photoshop.

And even videos on how to sneak into a red carpet event and pretend that you're one of the press, regardless if you're in Hollywood or not.

There are tons of videos in YouTube. The ones that I embedded here are the one from those which I constantly wait for every week, except for the 3 years old girl. Or you can just call them elite YouTubers and/or YouTube Elites. I don't know how but someone in YouTube gave these top YouTubers that name.  And for me, it sounded perfectly purr-fect!

Being in YouTube for quite some time and then becoming addicted to it, I have some of my very own list of favourite YouTubers. And yes, I do have my own YouTube account, yes, I can make my own youTube channel, but sadly, no, I don't have any decent camera or video cam to actually record any random crap that might come out from my mouth or any other body parts of mine that make sound.

My YouTube account is just for 1) fun, 2) commenting and 3) watching rated videos :). The no. 3 is only used in a certain part of the day when I felt that my life is crappy and only craps can help me get up. No pun intended.

So yeah, this is my list of my most favourie YouTubers that I have watched and had never failed to wait eagerly for more. (The orders are random, except that the no.1 is my no.1) 

1. Shane Dawson - ShaneDawsonTV, ShaneDawsonTV2, Shane (his iPhone channel)

2. Brittani Louise Taylor - Cupcakes addict.

3. Shay Carl (ShayCarl, SHAYTARDS) - everyone in his family is a tard, even his bed.

4. Joe Penna (MysteryGuitarMan) - really cool videos!

5. Dane Boe (daneboe, AnnoyingOrange) - an orange, that annoys the whole world. And universe.

6. Dave (what-ever-his-last-name-is) (davedays) - he met Miley!

7. Kassem (KassemG) - he interviews porn star. FOR REAL

8. Justine Ezarik (iJustine) - she claims that she comes up with this name way before iCarly was born. And she's an Apple fanatic

9. The Station - a group of YouTubers, doing what they do best. Filming, together.

10. Take180 - another group of YouTubers that get together and do what is in their job prescription. Parody.

Yeah. Well, that's probably my best top 10 most favourite YouTubers Personal or Group. Sadly, I didn't subscribed to any of them. Not even Shane. But, what I did every week was getting them an increase in the numbers of view! YAAAAYY!! for Internet charity! 

So yeah, if you're wandering what I've had wondered out after some wandering done, please do wonder into the world of YouTube, and made your day there!

Or if you refuse and don't want to go there, click here instead. I promise you it won't take you to YouTube. Believe me in this. Trust me. Oh okay it's here, click here. You know what, just click whichever here that you want, it doesn't matter. Just make sure you don't click here.

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Note: This blog post was done entirely by interest and not money, although money may come if they want to. What I'm trying to say is that Google or YouTube never made any agreements to pay me for doing this blog post, because, as you can see and/or read, I sox! So you better back off or I'll farting fart you in your air hole and fart the sox off you, you moda farter bleach!