WAYS TO SCREW UP YOUR MORNING

1. WAKE UP like 6 times from your sleep, just to know that it is still too damn early. 4 out of the 6 times, you're on the floor instead of your bed.

2. DESPITE waking up 6 times, you still somehow manage to wake up late that morning.

3. INDECISIVE about what to wear and what not to wear. You've stood naked in front of your wardrobe thinking of what to wear, changed your attire twice, and still end up wearing something that you regretted through out the whole day.

4. DID NOT SHAVED properly in between your 'OH MY GOD IT'S LATE' and rushing, causing you to have almost-gone facial hair. In various places in your face. Almost-gone.

5. PACKED YOUR BAG in a hurry, stormed out of the apartment, pressed frantically on the down button, only to run back into your room as fast as a cheetah can because you've forgotten your bag.

6. FORGOTTEN about your MP3 which lay still on your table this whole time, despite event #5.

7. FORGOTTEN that you have left your phone in the van last night and now had no mean of telling your friend to fetch you your MP3.

8. YET TO TELL the van driver about your forgotten phone.

9. JOKE about whether you forget to wear your under garments.

10. FORGOTTEN that you are currently in a public. And that you have no MP3 to feign about some radio show.

11. STILL FORGETTING that you are in a public. Gotta shut this loud mouth of yours. Literally.

12. THE BUS is not coming, and you are definitely going to miss your first class, thanks to event #1 till event #5.

13. THE BUS finally come, and it took you an hour and several minutes to reach your university when in reality it'll only take you about 20 minutes to walk there. Wait, you are in reality. This sucks.

14. FINALLY you get the point. Your whole day are going to be screwed up, so you get yourself mentally prepared. THE END.