TAG-TAG-TAGIDY-TAG-TAG (EVERYDAY IS A FAIRY TAIL)

Disclaimer : This is actually a blog post for nothing, but since my best-girl-friend is challenging me to a stupid challenge, so I'll just do a two-in-one post. YAAAAYY!!

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Today was a fairy tail.

And no this is not a Taylor Swift appreciation post. This is actually a post of me, going through a rainy day.

WED, 5th May 2010.

I was playing Maple Story SEA. It was very interesting and fun and exciting and everything that is AWESOME. Then suddenly a series of thunder explodes in the sky. And it was very LOUD. It was like shouting 'DAMN YOU ALL ARE GONNA DIE!', with less word and more action.

Terrified of what happening,I hurried my way to the refrigerator, out of no reason. What I was thinking? But still the fridge at least offer me a refuge from the horror act that was playing outside. But since when I was outside? Hrm, computer games...

I turn around to look at the rain. It was raining heavily. You know how the saying goes, raining cats and dogs? Well I found that saying as crap as t.v ads. How can it be raining cats and dogs? There ain't any cats nor dogs come tumbling down from the sky! Old people sucks. It should be something like 'it's raining water and chemicals' or 'it's raining H and O' as in water molecule H₂O.


But, ironically, there was this one fluffy gray cat sitting near the back door, taking shelter from the cats and dogs that were falling from the sky.

See there are water droplets all over her face. Not cat/dog droplets.

I call her Ms. Fluffee, because she was so Fluffee. Haha

Hrm, still raining...

What's that? I didn't know I have THAT!

Someone's watching...

I'm sure there's someone watching.

Hey YOU!

Lady Gaga pose.

And we played most of the time. Such a poor thing she is, lil' Ms. Fluffee. She was really hungry. She even ate that baked banana (a.k.a. pisang goreng) that I bougth earlier. And she was asking for more. Poor thing. I didn't gave her more because then it would be such a waste.

Then approximately five minutes later the rain was tired of explaining to the sky that it was impossible to actually try to pour cats and dogs and that the little machine in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatball only can turn water molecule into food and not animals and that it was destroyed. So the day had stop raining. Not even cats, dogs, nor water came down from the sky.

And Ms. Fluffee then decided that it was the time from her to go and beg some other guys for food. And so she left me. Luckily my computer didn't do the sane thing. Or I might just freaked out. That's all for today. 

STOP looking at ME!

Note : Dear Minem. *sigh* Whatever. I can't find where to look for and there was no 8^th picture folder with the 8^th picture of nothing so I decided to give you NINE pictures of the same cat. You're welcome.

Can I Have A New Handphone?

 Yup. Can I have a new phone?

There was this contest, played on the t.v. And the prize were 10 BRAND NEW LG GD 510 POP. It was a series of quetions that contestants needed to collect, through out five days, and then there's a slogan needed to be completed. 

The questions was easy, like always. If you don't know the answers, then Google surely knows it. So it was never really a problem for me. Nor to the other contestants.

The slogan was the real challenge, I think, if we can really take it as a challenge. But alas, I hate it as much as I hate cockroaches and lizards.

And guess what? I didn't win it. Hmph, such a waste of time. Maybe I should just play game, that would be even more rewarding than some smartphone.

The world is so cruel. Now, can I have my new smartphone, really?

A LETTER FOR MY HONEY BEE.

Dear honey bee,

I hope that you are in the pink of health and in the blue of mind.

I'm writing this letter to reply your leter to me. I appreciate it very much that I just had to write this letter. Eventhough your letter to me is very simple and short, I'll make sure this letter of mine is worth posting on/in my blog.

So, how's life? From what I heared and saw (accidently, really) you're in a relationship. And obviously, not with me. Hmph, life goes on. And you sure seems to grow, a lot. I mean, having a spouse (boyfriend is very general you know. Even me is your boyfriend so what the hell?), being in a relationship, getting your license any soon now. You're way a head of me. Even your blog looks even more beautiful than the crap I got here.

Honey bee,

You know that time when we go out? Umm, actually I can't remember when was it and I certainly sure it is somewhat this year. You know what, crap the past. I hate them. Let's just look forward. Skinny girl sucks and curvy girls are a lot sexier.

Next time if we ever go out I want you to treat me, like forever. I love your money you know. Hell, I love everybody's money, as long as it is not mine. Money are beautiful, don't you think so?

When I read your latest blog post, I was like, who is this girl? What happened to the girl who once never give a shit about all this skinny/curvy battle thing? Hmph, I guess she must've grow up. Well, looks like I'm being left behind. But, who cares? At least I don't.

You know our other best friend? Ala that girl who are always with you, and me, with us, whatever. You remember that time when you actually told me something about her being so stock up with all her so-called love story and that she was thinking too high of herself, due to the fact of having someone admiring(?) her? Heh, guess what? The whole world know about that now.

Dear honey bee, 

So what are your plan now? I know you are going to continue your studies in Veterinarian Science. But are you not waiting for that call from JPA? When I look up at their web page, there this notice about the whole result for the PILN programme will be out in like another 2 weeks or so from the date this post being, umm, posted. So, are you going to wait for it? Well, whatever the outcome is going to be, I'll always be on your back, not admiring your back, but supporting it. Umm, your back I mean. Okay not your back literally, but, well you know what I mean. I'll watch your back, yo!

Right now, despite writing this letter for you, I'm watching the Snopp Dogg show, Fatherhood. And he's singing Sensual Seduction. And listening to that make me want to fall asleep this instant. But, I think I'm going to wait a little.

Dear bee,

You know how sometimes life sucks? Well, I don't really know it, like, so damn well about it, but I know that life sucks, sometime. But whatever life is like for you, I want you to always remember me. This is sad. Why would you ever forget about me? You're the meanest person if you ever did that. I hate you! If you forget about me, though. Just remember one thing. I know for sure that it'll take me like another lifetime just to get married, so, if you're going to get married and be in the larbour room, do remember to call me so that I can be your bestman. HAH! Now that's a lot sadder. And I do hope that that will not take me as long as this Tiki Farm to ever finish loading. This game sucks.

Bee,

Regarding your newest post, I always wish to have a very decent ass, like that ass of a swimming athelete that got his swimming suit tore at his behind and reveals some of his nice, buffy ass. I'd like that.

Do you still remember about that little thing we do on our way back home? The one that involves, that little note book of yours, my highligther pen, and the two guys beside us who I wanted to help our other friend hooked up with but end up just laughing and not talking. Well, whatever. The point is if I was given another chance to re-write just whatever that I did write that day, I'll do it like this :

TELEVISION = CRAPPY VISION : Again? For Real?!

Sometimes, when we are at the television, all we ever wanted were less ads, more action, and no more reruns.

And if that really do happen, I do believe that we will all be dead by noon. But the reality is, thank God, we all are still living (because you are currently reading my post), and tv's never missed any reruns.

Television programmes nowadays are crap. Too dramatic, lousy CGI's, laughable dialogues, dull and crappy jokes, unimaginable fantasies, and not to mention a very sick plot and predictable ending. But still, even after all those stuffs, we all are still stuck with our television set, too scared to actually throw it out. Because if you really do throw out your television set, man, you're CRAZY!

So here are the few reasons why t.v.'s these days sucks and full of craps.

1) Modern Age Dolby 3D Surround Sound System. Not.

There's this one channel, which I will not reveal the name, has this one tiny problem with their sound system. It sucks. The thing is there this sudden high-pitched sound, which last about two seconds, that goes like an two octave higher than it goes three octave lower than normal then back to normal.

And what made it even more worse is that is so-called glitch happened for like everyday, for every show, every 10 seconds or so, even in ads! And amazingly, nobody else is bothered by this glitch thing. Not even people from the channel thingy. So, I made a conclusion. It's a 'watermark' for  t.v. shows and ads. And since they don't want to mess up the whole scene of the movie or show or ad, so they made the 'watermark' in their sound. What a nice idea guys!

2) Déjà vu

Seen that movie for how many time already by now? Well, they just don't really care. Not even moved by the fact that each year, the Hollywood movie industries made more than 20 internationally box office movie, the Bollywood movie industries on the other hand just can't get enough hands to do the counting for them. Yet, it's still the same movie, year after year. Name it, we'll probably haven't seen it yet, because the same movie is still playing. I wonder when they're going to play Kick-Ass on national t.v? I hoped by that time I still can walk without any walking stick.

3) Live. *Glitch*. We'll be back right back after this.

Hah! Talk about big events. Normally big events are live. Well, big events, locally though. And still, after all this years, big events that are sponsored by huge sponsors and affiliates always have glitches happening here and there. Be it at the venue the big event is happening, or at home. For example,

a) Mute. The singer is singing her heart out, and all people see is that she's gasping for air.

b) Wrong timing. The announcers are all done talking, but sadly, the slide just won't come out. Stage fright I guess.

c) Black-out. Especially viewers from home. We experienced this once in a while, don't we? We're very entertained by the bad jokes then out of sudden, the screen starts to frizzle out(?) and then there's a message saying that 'We are sorry for the inconvinience. We'll be right back in a while'. Coffee break!

d) Lazy ass. This is the cameramen especially. They're too lazy to actually zoom to the backward because they didn't think that the award winner is actually seated at the back. What? The front rows are winners only? Hell no!

4) Lo que hizo, dijo?

And that's what I actually said after hearing that. What? And if you understand German , you suck because that's Spanish. Translation these days sucks. Eventhough Google made an epic move in providing translation for various languages that still haven't covered all the languages in the world, translator for television programmes sucks. I mean, well, not to brag, but I do know my English, and for some normal(?) shows aired here in Malaysia, these translation are just some sore in the eyes. Yet, I still looked at them, despite understanding everything spoken by the actor/actress. And still, there got to be some wrong translation done, that are very simple yet magically translated wrongly by these  translators. Seems like you guys need an English Improvement class. 

5) Is that even supposed to be a story?

Yup. Some stories are just TOO hillarious that I can't actually take it for real. Especially those that are supposed to be a sci-fi or action story. It sucks. I just can't write about it anymore.

6) *speechles*

But there are stories out there that just ticks the crap out of me. And by that I meant to say that I just LOVE them! These includes love story that have the novel-like edge. Horror story that have a great camera-view and a great suspens/thriller duo-action. The kind of stories that actually made you gasping, itching, hoping for more (erotic). These are the stories that made me speechles. Bad stories made me switch channels.    

7) Flamboyant.

Have you been watching the t.v recently? Noticed anything cocky, by any chance? Hahaha straight to the point, it's not straight at all. It's gay. It's very disturbing when you actually watched shows or movies or even ads and noticed that there are a foul-smell of homosexuallity being embeded into these things. And I just finding it hard to actually think that they are getting more attention. Not that I have anything against gays, it's just that, well, we are in Malaysia, and for that reason, gay sucks here. So why are they conquering the t.v.? A question that I have to ask.

Even these guys are controversial to me.

And that are the few things about television these days that are just so bad, and wrong, and bad, and wrong. But seriously, if we can really achieve a time where there are less ads and more good story, I'll be a total potato-couch by then. But for now, let's just hopes for the best.

Note : I suddenly realised that there are sites that actually helps you to rank you blog, based on they're amazingly accurate database (I'm just saying!). Right now, I'm checking my rank at Alexa. And form the look of it, I sucks. But still, thanks for your time to read my post. I appreciate it as much as I appreciate safe sex! Thanks a lot!   

TELEVISION = CRAPPY VISION : Crappy Ads

Sometimes life is great. But still most of the time, it sucks. And there's really nothing you can do about it. But still, there are stuffs that just might change it, if you really have the time for it.

Have you ever imagine what if would feel like to actually come back to your own home after work and switch on your television set, constantly changing channels to find one that might actually helps you in soothing your mind after that LONG meeting and then within the next five minutes finding yourself hitting the On/Off button and decided to go and take a warm bath instead?

That would certainly sucks. And that is the horrid truth of what television programs in Malaysia might be. BUT gladly, not all of them. And truth be told, the only crappy show that I think that are not supposed to be aired are the ads.

Ads are meant to actually tell viewers (or readers) that somewhere out there, there is this product that can somehow helps you with whatsoever problem that you might have. BUT (there's always the but) ads nowadays are craps. Or even worst.

This ad for example : 

Note : OH MY GOD there's no sample of this ad in YouTube! Not that I want to put one. If I did that then maybe I'll be making my way to the jail for this. Hrmm, media nowadays.

1) Finger plunging ad.

So the ad goes somewhat like this. There this one Chinese guy who is talking in a very bad English, or rather in a Chinglish. And he kept saying that 'I loves HOLES' which to me sounded pretty much like some sex offender. And throughout the ad he kept thrusting his fingers (what did you think? His 'weapon'? Jeez grow up a little will ya?) into random holes, exclusive of bodily holes (i.e nostrils, ear canals, mouth, skin pore, vagina, or ass hole). And the holes that he did fitted in his finger includes someone's earing, flute, bottle, hair curler, bowling ball, and also a potato chip (the name of the potato chip is kept secret of self benefit).

My opinion : The fact that he love holes is pretty bad enough for me. And since it's a he, it sent off my gaydar on. And it's bad. The ad is  even very confusing. Why bothered with others' holes? I mean, you yourself have holes so why don't you use it? Nostrils for example, I'm sure you can dig for some 'golds' in it. And bowling ball? Everyone who loves bowling had to love the holes. I mean, there's no use in just love to play bowling but hating puting your fingers into the holes that are meant for fingers. And hair curlers? God this man is creepy. 

2) Einstien Jr.

A mom was explaining to her daughter around the age 5 that polar bears lives in the north pole and that they eat fishes, and some vegetables and fruits. Then her daughter asked her mom whether polar bears eat penguins or not. Her mom then in a smirk asked her daughter back 'What do you think?' And after some gulps of her super-awesome-wonderful-yummy-delicious-brain stimulating drink, she went out and grabbed a globe an boldly stated that 'This is the Earth(?). Polar bears live in the north pole while penguins lives in the south pole. Therefore polar bears have never eaten penguins!'. Such a brilliant kid.

My opinion : That kid is way to brilliant for me. And it reminded me of some stories a few years back where there this group of brilliant babies trained by some secret force to create a super evil baby geniuses, which I don't remember the title of the film. Back to the point, I'll show you why this ad is crappy. 

a) The daughter had just asked her mother about the polar bears and the penguins. This make sense since she's a little girl,and a little girl NORMALLY don't know much about how the world works. 

b) Her mother asked her back about her opinion. Why would you asked your daughter a question she had just asked you? I mean what if she asked you where she came from? Are you going to asked her back? Is that normal? 

c) Her daughter drank her amazing drink. Well, that is a way of not answering question that you don't know the answer. 

d) She gladly explained to her mother the whole truth about the world. OH MY GOD that kid sure is some freaking genius! 

3) Mine is bigger than yours.

This next ad is actually an ad for an outdoor programme lauched by a television station here. The whole ad is crappy creepy. At first, there is this hunk guy who had the programme name in this board, which he proudly showed to the camera. Then suddenly came this guy with a bigger board of the same design, holding it in a very sexy and erotic way, placing it near his crotch area. Or maybe its a little above that area I don't care. It's creepy.

My opinion : One word. GAY.

And these are some of the few ads that really gets into my nerve for some very unrealistic reason. I just hate them. And it sucks. And they deserve better ads than this. And I really do believe that they are capable of making awesome ads that these crappy ads. Heh.

Heads up, I might do a similiar version of thi post for tv programmes. Just wait for it!

Note : I won't be using labels anymore, because labels are hard to define and it sucks and no labels means no stress means YAAAAYY!!