FUN TIME WITH FAMILY GUY!

Okay don't get me wrong I've never, NEVER watched Family Guy, be it before, now, nor even am I about to. I just don't feel like watching a show that have the words 'family' and 'guy' in a sentence. Ugh.

I don't know about you, but I don't like the baby and that dog. 

They never grow up, and what's more they talk!

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I am wondering... Have any of you guys watched Megamind? So how was is? I personally think it was PERFECTLY FUNNY IN A MOST EXAGGERATED SIMPLE JOKES INTO A MASTERPIECE OF PURE EUPHORIC STUFFS!! OMG! 

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Okay. Awkward~ Anyway, yes, Megamind is like the best hilarious and comedic film I've watched up to date. Or maybe it is somewhere in my must watch movie list of the year. OMG I just come out with the most brilliant idea! Wait for it, I'll just come out with it. 

P/s: I don't do 'How I Meet Your Mother' also.

I just love how brilliantly Will Ferrel brought that blue-bulbous-headed character of Megamind. He certainly knows how to brings the character into life. Or maybe the director knows how to play with his characters. Or maybe the script writer knows how to arrange simple words into a complex joke. Gosh, I am certainly sure the script writer must be Da Bomb in any party.

NOTE: The part that you have read from the first letter 'O' till the space before this note (not joking) was written some few days ago (unjustifiable). Pardon me for any incoherency that you might have noticed after this note. *sad face T^T

So I have read this article about penis....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...And this blog post ends right here.

THE BEST MOM. EVAR!

Today marks the day that I am extremely, fully, undeniably  happy and tremendously free. Since, well, today is actually last day of exam! YAAAAYY!!

But today marks the day even greater than all of the other great and remarkable thing that may have happened this day. Today, some, I don't know, maybe some 40 or 50 years ago, my Mom was born on this day.

That sounded bad isn't it? Well, I kind off don't really quite remember the exact year BUT I STILL KNOW THE DATE. So, that should have been enough right?

My Mom, being the most incredible Mom ever, partially since I have like only ONE Mom (good job Dad!). The other reason would be, most probably because my Mom is like the only Mom who would, literally kill her own child if he/she (not me) do a stuff that is wrong to her. But that is only like when we are small. I mean, they are small. Not me. :)

She has like the one thing that I believe not many Mom dare to do. She has like a very brave heart. I still remember, once, I was fighting with my little sister, and at that time, if I remebered it correctly, my Mom was first diagnosed with a high blood pressure. I think the fight was over some very trivial stuff and we kind of really got to her skin and then she scolded us. But she wasn't just about scolding. She was literally beating us up.

Oh well. My Mom had probably beaten most of her child up, all two boys and to girls that she raised bare-handed. If you consider my Dad as a pocket and my Mom as hands. Anyway, unlike any other mother that we would see in the TV, my Mom was brave enough to actually bring her hands up and teach her children, with no doubt. Although she usually would cry while beating us up.

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I suddenly realized something. I felt like talking about bad stuffs about my Mom. This sucks. But, well, she is my Mom and I am totally happy that I have a Mom like her. She is the one who is responsible of make thye me who I am today.

I would have never asked for another Mom to raise me up. She had been there through my thicks and thins, my ups and lows. She cried with me, laughed with me, she hugged me when I got almost every big test results, she told me to always study hard every time I left the car - since studying is the only thing that I've ever done in my life and I always get out of a car since I've been living in hostel for all my studying life, and she even told me not to use my money like I never had any money in my entire life. Athough the last two part were never fully accomplished.

Mama, a mother like you is the only thing I have. I am blessed to have you, even when I never asked for anyone as perfect as you are. You are the pearl of my heart, a real pearl, that doesn't need even a sparkle of light to shine through a drak night. You are the reason I am me today, I am alive today, I am even here to write you this post today. 

Although from afar, I want you to know, regardless of how you are, no matter how many pills you have to eat because of your illnesses, no matter how imperfect you are in the eyes of the world, you are, for me, the angel in my eyes. 

I LOVE YOU ALWAYS, MAMA...<3<3<3XOXO  

P/s: Today I am finally finished with my exams! YAAAAYY!! It was my Chenistry paper, and I kinda screwed it up, but, oh well, I guess everybody gotta make like some kind of mistake or 'screw-up', so yeah, I practically screwed up that paper. That, and including some other four papers. BTW, I took only 5 subjects. Ahahaha~~

SUPER DUPER AWESOME INCREDIBLE MAGNIFICENT FLAWLESS OUT-OF-THE-WORLD POST EVER!

Hey guys! Sorry for not writing for so long... Heck, I've done a contest post at least, so I just want to cancel out that part. Moving on.

So how are you guys doing? I don't know about you, but if like the blogger of the blog that I'm reading asked how am I doing, I won't reply. Just so you know. I totally understand why I haven't got like 605 comments for any single post that I've done. Most probably because I'm not that famous. Yet. *Sigh*

P/s: Somebody actually was featured by Nuffnang, and guess what? The blog was only 6 months old. Jeez, such a bummer!

Anyway! I'm doing totally fine (again, just so you know...) and I'm am doing totally not good. Confused? Actually I am currently in the final exam month for this semester, so, yeah, I'm not doing really good. I still have two paper to go, and I just had today's paper last morning which was Computer Science, and hell I hate it. 

Hah! But that's not what I want to talk about. Actually I've been planning to do this like for a while now, but I guess today would be a good day to do so. 

I played this new game, it is a simple yet complicated browser based game, The Ninja RPG. It is based on the manga Naruto, it's so cool, but is very troublesome, since I have to like check in every single minute for any progress on my character. Gosh, I sounded like such a pathetic person.

Oh my, side-tracked. Sheesh!  

You know, being a human, it is like totally hard to try not to judge people. It's like telling yourself not to open your eyes and see the world. No offense to those who can't see (but what is a blind man doing on my blog?), but seriously, it is damn hard.

Although that being said, not all people are totally okay with you judging them. I think this topic had been talked a lot. The issue of discrimination. Be it gender, sex-orientation, face (it exist), race, or even bloodline. 

I mean, come on. You can't deny that you have that urge to look at the man who is sitting right in front of you, not because he is hot or something, but because he has an eye defect. So you're probably peeking at him, wondering, which eye is he using to look at which direction.

And then, he nod at you. Oops, caught red-handed. *Sigh*

So, since I am a fellow human too, I too judge people. Well, honestly, I judge people a little bit too much. And I am certainly care not about other people who judge me. Pretty so. Okay, fine I'm lying of course I care if people judge me or not, but usually my egoistic-self get the better half of me and I just be all 'I don't give damn about what you think!' 

The think is, I don't just go and judge people all to my heart content, that is just wrong! But I like to judge people who are somehow related to me. For example, people of the same religion as I am. I mean, being a Muslim is hard, it really need all of your effort to practice it. But sadly, most of us, who claimed to be a Muslim, don't really took an effort of becoming good at it. 

P/s: I'm taking account of myself with that statement... *sad face

Being here, in my college, and mixing with fellow Muslims from other countries, surely made me realize that the typical, stereotype Muslim that we Malaysian had in our mind are definitely wrong, and I think that we all know that. Sometimes, we met women who wear a scarf over her head, but sadly, well, lets just say do bad things, forbid by our religion. And then, I personally met this woman, who wear like she's not even a Muslim, yet she still go to the musollah and perform her prayers, for every prayer period that we have. 

And that, kids, is what meant by the phrase 'don't judge a book by its cover'. Heck, don't even think of judging a book just by reading the title ON the cover. You are so not going anywhere.

Okay, so that's it. Phew, that is some topic to talk about, now isn't it? Well, whatever. Anyway, do you remember this post I did in order for me to win the SUPER AWESOME INCREDIBLE MAGNIFICENT FLAWLESS DUPER OUT-OF-THE-WORLD Blackberry Torch 9800? Well, guess what? I WON~~ 

Okay, I'm lying. I didn't even get any reply from them. *Sad face*. Anyway, there is always a silver ling in a dark cloud, although whatever it might mean and whether or not it has any relation to this situation. Celcom, the main sponsor for all those free AWESOMENESS, are still giving away three more! So I still have hope of becoming cool~ Great! Check this out! And since there are not that many of you guys who read my blog, so there are even more hope for me to win it! YAAAAYY!!! 

For some reason, I like to lie today...

I'M A FREE-AK!

You might not know, but up until today, I had like tonnes of freebies in my pockets.Whenever people asked like, 'So how much is that phone?' or 'Eh, you bought the newest iPod is it? How much eh?', I'll be all 'the price is bla bla bla, but I got it for free'. Smile.

I've got too many free stuff to begin with. I mean, my first phone wasn't mine at all. It was my Mom's. But I use it since she wasn't that tech savvy to use it and most of her friends and even our relative usually calls our land line phone, so the phone was there with literally no one to use it.  The phone is still with my Mom now since I got another free phone.

Then MY phone, which I had my own number instead of the one that me and my Mom shared was given to me by my brother-in-law. He got the phone for free since there this promotion at our local house appliances store and he got like that phone and also a huge LCD TV screen. God bless him. Sadly I lost my phone during one of my stupid fever attack.

Then the next phone that replaced the last phone I bought it using my money. But don't get me wrong, since that money was given to me by the sponsor body. In a simple way, that money was my education fund money, that wasn't even by my Dad. Again, sadly, that phone was stolen recently, and currently I'm trying to survive yet another week or two with out any mobile communication means. *Sigh*

UPDATE : I'm on phone right now! Sounded bad isn't it? Anyway I'm using my first phone since, clearly my Mom is not using it and my little sister is violating the phone. YAAAAYY!!!

Aside from that I also have won a free iPod Nano 5^th generation (8GB). Like, it's for free. But I lost that one too because the lady cleaner took it since I left it in the hall accidentally. Its totally not my fault.. *Sigh*

Anyway this post is not about me, nor about all of my lost/stolen phone. It's about a new phone. A phone that I can only imagine of having. The phone that came from the hands that made my world go round and round and round just thinking of all the possibilities that they can achieved.

What the heck I'm talking about? It's the new BlackBerry Torch 9800.

That one, I tell ya, is a winner there!

Well the thing is, despite the whatever people are telling you about BlckBerry, I love them. It's like the most cleverest thing ever invented in the world! I mean, BlackBerry Messaging, or BBM for short. Come on! Tell me a FREE, unlimited and endless possibilities won't sent you all the way to Happyville?

Well, BBM aside, BlackBerry, or should I say RIM, the creator of BlackBerry had done quite an impressive job with this new one. It's like, everything you ever wanted in a smartphone. You got all the smart, hi-tech OS in it, and then it has a touch-screen to top it off. But the thing is RIM doesn't do common things. Beside that elegant touch-screen, then Torch 9800 also comes in with a FULL QWERTY KEYBOARD OMG THAT SO FREAKING AWESOME I LOVE HAVING ALL OF THAT!

Ehem... Sorry for over reacting. This is Torch, fully opened.

*Sigh* Isn't that just so beautiful? It's like the cleverest thing ever.... I said that before right? Okay whatever. Anyway this phone is not just about touch-screen and QWERTY keyboard. Oh no, it's more! It has a 5MP camera, with flash, image stabilization, and auto-focus. Oh sorry, CONTINUOUS auto-focus. That is even more things offered when compared to my antique, early-version digital camera, which is only, what, 3.8MP? So sad...

There's certainly more. BlackBerry had their reputation for keeping people connected, well, practically  no matter where. You can stay connected through the Internet, you telco service, practically everything! Stay connected with your friends and family (and stalker, too) with e-mail, text or SMS, calls, BBM <3, and seriously, through any other communication means.

My last phone (RIP) had an internal memory of a mosquito. What, a 512MB? I was very touched, especially since I had to spent like RM 90.00 and everything for a 4GB upgrade. I hate that. But with Torch 9800, you have a total of 8GB of built-in memory space. Now, that is like my iPod slabbed right into my last phone, but even better than that! And what's more is that the 8GB Torch also comes with a microSD slot. Meaning? MORE MEMORIES YEAH MOAR MOAR!!

And since people nowadays are all about social sites and stuff (read: Facebook freaks), Torch, which comes with the all new BlackBerry 6 OS, is built to make you stick to Facebook, Twitter and whatever sites even more! It's like, giving a whole box filled with candy to a child. This is the best! Not just that you can stay connected, but seriously, connected in a even better way! YES!

I don't know why, but currently people are all about multitasking. Even BlackBerry Torch. I mean, seriously, BlackBerry is known for its compatibility with busy people who is not really that busy, and it is like the whole point of smartphones! Multitasking. Even the way Torch is built spells multitasking. I mean, come on, touch-screen and QWERTY keyboard? Duh~~ 

Okay, I know. This post is like totally about the new, super-duper, incredibly awesome BlackBerry Torch 9800. Why? Dude, I'm a FREE-AK! There would be absolutely no other reason than someone is giving out the BlackBerry Torch 9800! Who, your asking? Who else rather than...

Yup, you got that right! Celcom is giving (ME!) out not one, not three, but TWO BlackBerry Torch 9800 (got you there! (^^,) ). Nice~ I LOVE CELCOM. Celcom is Malaysia's FASTEST, WIDEST, and CLEAREST mobile network ever!

Okay, one thing for sure. I never used Celcom EXEC Postpaid plan before (oops!) but the truth is, I actually done a little bit of survey with those using it. The verdict? Well, first off, not that many friends of mine actually signed up for that, since they are using Celcom Prepaid plans, and most of it are actually my lecturer and some exception like my aunts and uncles. But yes, most of them are very satisfied with Celcom EXEC 50, especially since they are actually using BlackBerry smartphones (jealous jealous jealous).

Celcom EXEC 50 offers you tonnes and tonnes and tonnes of offers. Like what? You did not ask me that. Well, apparently, with Celcom EXEC Postpaid plan, you'd be saving every month! No joke. The more you use, you'll practically saves more, even more since you'll get a 30% discount EVERY SINGLE FREAKING MONTH! WOO-HOO! Okay, let me list out like what you can expect from Celcom EXEC 50 :

1. 15 cent call rate. To any number. ANY number.
2. Have I told you about the 30%, automatic discount, EVERY month?
3. Commitment payment? As low as RM 50.00 per month.
4. FREE (I like!) Celcom Broadband Basic Plan for 1 month.

And that is a lot! Not enough? Well guess what? If you love BlackBerry Torch 9800 thanks to my serenade above and you have all the money in the world, please do get yours tomorrow from Celcom as they are the Malaysia's best BlackBerry products provider! Now, at the 28^th of October, they're going to launch Torch, and when you buy and sign up for the Celcom EXEC 50, guess what, they are going to give out more free stuffs! You can get a free Jabra bluetooth headset (RM 125.00), a(nother) 8GB Micro SD card (RM 68.00) and also a portable Energizer (RM 58.00) if you are the first 100! Nice~

Well, I think that is all for now. Now, I want to go and pray that I'll get one for free, since...


I AM A FREE-AK!


Hahahaha!

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Life : HOW TO HANDLE FAILURE

Yeah. Um. I failed.

There are like tonnes of failure made. By me, I mean, I wouldn't care about others' failures. I failed my 1st Chemistry test, I failed my 1st Malaysian Studies presentation, I failed in money management, I failed in updating my blog regularly and with interesting topics, I failed in my life... Okay the last part might not be happening yet, but I'm pretty sure it's coming. Soon. 

Many other people failed for other reasons. Failed to wear a condom properly, failed to wake up in the morning for classes, failed in love, and other stuff, whatever, as long as the person sees it as a failure. And for some reason I am facing yet another failure right now. I failed to understand why the heck I choose to do this topic in the first place. 

P/s: This was in my draft, so I decided to use it and not change the title although I can just delete it and do a new one. Aaah.. Who cares?!

I think I'm losing my touch. My it's-not-the-Mighty-Midas-golden touch. *sigh

I am really sorry that I haven't had the chance to update my blog, which I know, my Hunny Bee will for sure tells me that I sucks since I'm right in the middle of a city. Well, seems like I failed in my time management as well. 

Talking about failure, something that I haven't failed to do just yet might be going out with friends. Which, surprisingly seems to happen a lot more than me going to the swimming pool since I literally hate the swimming pool and never been there before. Another thing would be cashing out money from the ATM. My scholarship fund has a sad RM430.18 left. That's sucks. 

I actually failed to mention that I failed to realized that there are an increment in the number of those who are sadly reading my blog. Why are you guys reading my blog? Seriously guys? You had no idea how much Backspace I needed just to spell out the word 'Spell' just now. 

But I can't blame you for failing to see what you want to read. Things happened, and we can only either accept it or leave it, like totally leave it. But I usually will just accept it, embrace it, might just include one or two insults (many), and then just live with it. It can't be that bad, right? I mean, Hell is even worse, not that I had been to the real one.  :)

I wonder...

If the number of followers are the number of your true age, then how old can you go?

P/s: I forget to add on how to handle failure! My fault. Sorry, I mean, my failure! :)

P/p/s: I did I did I did! I did put a note on how to handle failure so you can just re-read it if you have really no idea about anything.

P/p/p/s: I love cats! And I miss my friends. Aminah Hanum Abdul Majid please do reply my message or I might just accidentally stick a cucumber on any open pores. Just saying...