I AM LAZY

My friend told me that I am lazy. Well for once, I won't entirely deny her statement.

In fact, I am actually trying to prove here that I am lazy enough that I am being too lazy to actually opposed that statement. I may say that i actually embraced my flaw, hugest flaw to be exact. Laziness. 

P/s: Aminah, I don't have any picture of me smiling while wearing a hijab with my name stapled on the trimming. So I guess you're tag is invalid thus I won't do anything nor care about it at all. 

I am being really lazy. I mean, seriously, lazy is actually not the type I am. I know this may sound a little bit contradicting with my previous self-acclaimed laziness, but hell yeah, I was not lazy before. If you considered not doing your homework and was slapped 10 times on both of your cheeks as not lazy, then yeah, I am not lazy.

But lately I've been totally lazy. I mean, look at my blog here. There hardly any post, not even that "2 days a post thingy". Initially, I would blame it on my PC back in home for it had allowed me to actually indulged in my online gaming activity. But now I would say that I am most probably born to be lazy.

Heck, even with a free Internet access here, I am still too lazy to actually update my blog. And I'm not even hooked up with any games here! So you can actually congratulate me and throw a huge party while giving me hugs and a pat at the back for completing this post within two days and not three-whole weeks.

What even worst is that now that I only have five subjects to learn, I am still too lazy to actually take note if I actually have any homework or stuff. Even my Powerpoint presentation is not done yet. Luckily Ms. V said that she will postpone it until after our topic test. Oh, yeah. Topic test. I am also too lazy to actually do revision. Ugh.

This blog post is very sad, gloomy, and self virtue threatening. Maybe I should do a better post than this one. Thanks a lot Aminah Adnan, you orange fetishist.

But for now, I am too lazy too review this post. And I have classes till 4pm today. So for now, it's a goodbye. Till tomorrow. Buhbye....

MY LIFE AS AN ADULT. NOW?

Well, first off, I would like to say my worthless and many-times-repeatedly-used sorry, mainly for some HUGE reasons. Which are

1) I have totally neglected this blog for like a month or so. Although there was, like, no big decision made in neglecting my blogs and there are not a single consequence of leaving it unattended, I still feel obligated to think that I am on the side that should be blamed. For no reason really.

2) I didn't noticed that there are 25 stalkers stalking me. Which I like.

3) I was busy. Really busy.

Now I know, you are going like, 'just who the fart you think you are, being busy and all? The freaking awesome world president?'.

I mean like totally freaking awesomely busy in where I am no longer in my most freaking awesomely favourite chair in front of my freaking awesomely computer and  without my freaking awesome Internet connection that can freaking awesomely download a freaking awesome song in a freaking awesome 3 seconds.

FREAKING AWESOME!

Well, no, I am not the freaking awesome president of some freaking awesome country. But, yes, we, normal humans, do have at a certain place in our life where we will be extremely busy that even eating will be a very big task.

And as for me, it would be college. Yup, you read that right. I am now in a freaking awesome college. Which is practically freaking awesome, like, literally.

I am currently studying. I had just started my first classes for three out of five subjects that I took. Well, actually I not doing any degree or anything. It's just a pre-U program. To be exactly precise, it is just a Monash University Foundation Year (MUFY) program.

And lucky me, since I had not spent a single dime on it. Well, not a single dime except for those deposits, which means that I'll get my payment back at the end of the day. Not so sure when, but I'm clearly can't be patient enough for the end.

But sadly, the MUFY I'm doing is in Malaysia, at the Sunway University College, here in, well, Sunway. And if I can't clearly state it enough, it is a private university college.  I'm currently emphasizing on the PRIVATE part. And in case you are some guy who don't know what PRIVATE means, let me give an easy visual guide.

Yeah. Private = freaking awesome amount of money. But since I am sponsored by Malaysian PSD (Public Service Department), private = free.

And also, since it is a private thing, I mean a private university, you can probably see just how rich kids act. Well, not rich kids, I should rephrase that. They are no longer a kid, they are a freaking adult. You can surely see how adults who made money by talking trash with their parents and for some reason told the stupidest reason in the world as to why they need a car and yet because the parents had no other option in spending their huge load sum of money and not considering Haiti as a choice is willing to buy them a freaking awesome $2 million sports car. (credits to MTV for the Teen Crib and My Super Sweet 16 shows)

But sadly, I may not be exactly ready for this life. I mean, this college life. Well, there are several reasons. One of it would be that I can't remember stuffs from my previous school. Especially Chemistry. I can't remember a thing. And it sucks. I hope I don;t need to do this now. Not in this life. *sigh* 

IN NEED OF A CO-HOST

Well, typically, a co-host means that a person or an object that host a certain program or whatever alongside you, the other significant host. 

 Why I need a co-host? Well, as you can see, I clearly took 1 year to actually managed to do a 35 post, in which a year consist only a 54 weeks thus, it seems to me that I am a total loser since I can't even do a 54 post for a 54 weeks-per-year year. Which is stupid. 

And I also need one since I am pretty much a retarded person when I'm sick. And I've been sick for the past three days, which still doesn't explain my unsuccessful 15 soon-to-be post, which I know in soon I mean after some affirmation and financial calculation. *sigh*

And since I am still sick so I won't do a long explanation of why I need a co host.

Sorry I didn't write a post because I am SICK!!

CRAZY DAY WITH BOAT-GIRL

Have you heard? That boat-girl, Abby Sunderland, a 14 years old girl who is on a around-the-world-solo-sailing mission, had her mast broken to a 2-inch stub? Isn't it scary?

Well, I know that that news is kind of not new anymore. But hey, who cares? News are always news, whether they're old or not!

But Abby is not the Boat-Girl I had a crazy day with. Heck, I had many crazy day with her. Hysterically laughing that is! This Boat-Girl I'm talking about is very famous. Very famous. You can hear her voices played on the loud speaker in every 46 stations of KTMB Commuter Station for every 5 minutes or so. It goes something like this:

"...Passengers are reminded that the middle coach is for women at all time. Passengers are also kindly reminded to make way for the off-boarding passengers before getting on boat..."

Now, now there. What you read is what I heard. And it's the truth. The Boat-Girl, had somewhat mis-pronounced the word 'board', with 'boat'. Which is crap. Thus, making me hysterical almost every time I heard that thing. Though the effect seems to lessen these days. But still, I will smile and/or grin if I heard it.

I mean, it's stupid! Who the heck thought that she was the most reliable employee to make that recorded announcement? She clearly didn't pronounced it well! Oh well, I think there's nothing else to be done anyways. I mean it will definitely take a huge load of money (RM1 or RM2) to actually change that recorded announcement. 

Or maybe they are actually trying to make fun of that girl! Yes. She's probably a freshie or a newbie, and they think that it'll be SO great to see she's being made fun of! 

Whatever. But that's not the real reason for me to have a crazy day, especially today.

Today is a very crazy day for several reasons.

One of it is that from the last Sunday, at approximately 8 pm till today, at approximately 11.30 am, I had not taken any kind of bath. Which literally meaning that I had not taken any bath for about, umm, 39 hours and 30 minutes. Now, if you are living in a country that is always cool and the weather is not hot and humid all year long, then you'll probably think:

Hrm, that not too bad you know? I have had not taken bath for like 4 or 5 days once.

Well guess what? Not taking your bath for one whole day when you are not homeless or in an event like camping in the wilderness will make you a person with such of a bad hygiene practice. But lucky me, because at least my body doesn't stink! Not like my fatso sister. Haha!

The other crazy reason for my crazy day is that today, when I woke up this morning, I had a letter with a  cheque worth RM 1,500.00 (I don't know why, but the word cheque is underlined with a wriggly red line. Is it wrong to use it?) And sadly, I had to return that cheque and all that huge load of money!

MOONEEEHHH!!!!

Hahaha. Well don't get me wrong. The money is an advancement money from a study loan that I was entitled to went I signed up for the university thingy. But, my name was taken up for a scholarship! YAAAAYY!! So there is no need for me to take a sum of money that I will end up paying and getting broke, because it is so not worth it. 

Yes! The other reason for my crazy day is that I am getting a study scholarship! YES YES YES!! I'll get to study and not worry about money! NOT ANYMORE!! YEAH!! This is so great! The scholarship program had put me into a local private university, but I am learning in/using Monash University thingy, I don't get it.

Oh well, guess I'm going back to studying. Not that I'm not in the mood, but honestly, I really am not in the mood to study right now. But I guess life had to move on. And I have to get back to studying and all.

*sigh*

Guess after this I'll make a post with the title:

"The Boring Life of A College Student"

*sigh*

Well, those are some of my crazy reason for crazy day today. I'm sure there are more. Right! There are more, well, this one is crazy at least. I don't know when, but somewhere in my sleep last night, I had a pretty damn stupid nightmare. Well, it's not so of a nightmare, it's rather a simple dream. Dreams are good thing right? But what about dreams that you haven't dreamed of having? Wouldn't you call it nightmare, even though no blood, gore, violence, harsh word, and/or excessive nudity are involve?

My dream last night was pretty vague, like what all dreams are like. Unlike dreams, nightmare are prone to be remembered, thus explaining why I can clearly remember this nightmare part of my vague dream. I think I dreamed myself smoking.

SMOKING! I don't know which part of my brain is damaged, but somehow, while I was sleeping, it had managed to create this horrible image of myself smoking! ZOMG!! I hate it! I hate cigarettes! Despite my black pair of lips that clearly suggested many people who met me that I am a heavy smoker, I had not actively smoke. Meaning, I am a passive smoker. Because my brother smoke and sometimes I'm stuck with him in his car and he is smoking. Or maybe sometimes I am stuck with some guys who is smoking and I cannot dismiss myself because we are having a briefing and all.

But still, whatever it is, I had no doubt of saying that I try my hardest not to smoke cigarette. That is my pledge!

Well, enough with smoke and cigarettes. It can cause fire. The Boat-Girl had made an announcement and caused Abby's mast to be mast-sively damaged and causing her to 'boat' a fishing boat. Okay whatever. Buhbye!

IMMA JUNKIE! : YouTube.

I am addicted to YouTube.

My life is pretty much, arranged, in away. It's like I have this checklist of

'THINGS TO DO WHEN I AM ONLINE!!'

Umm..

Well the last part is not supposed to be there.

Note: Oh and by the way, I really do love reading manga. (If you are a weirdo who don't know what's a manga is and loves saying vasectomy out loud in front of your old neighbours, please click here.)

But the one thing that hasn't put me down yet is YouTube. No matter how long ago the video is uploaded, seeing it for no matter how many times, I would be so fascinated by it.

Believe it or not, YouTube, if in real life, is only another kid in the kindergarten. Hah! YouTube is only 5 years old this year, for goodness sake! And I thought I was younger! You would not believe it. I mean all those videos and new upgrades and new system and all, yet it is only five years!

It made me wonder though, all those videos that I've saw way before 2005, where does that come from? Hrm...

Nevertheless, YouTube had managed to make lives of many people, even, better? Yup definitely better.

I have many favourite YouTubers! A lot of them! It's like a bunch of favourite cookies. And the best part is the cookies never, not once, not now, not whenever, will ever finished! YES YES YES!!! It's like every children (and some adults too) dream! Imagine an unlimited supply of cookies, and to top it off, an unlimited supply of CHOCOLATE cookies! That gives 'sustainable' a whole new definition.

I know I sounded like a total loser right now, I can't tell you why this is happening. But I do think that I behave some kind of strange and weird today. Must be something I eat. Remember kid, you are what you eat!

Note: Just as a side note, it took me 4 days to actually come up with what you had just read. Isn't it WONDERFUL?! So don't blame me if this post sounded weird or anything okay?

For me, YouTube is the most brilliant platform for an average Joe, or an average Julie (Julie, isn't it?), and then push them up the ladder of success like 'hell no one else can do that!' kind of way. If you've been keeping up with the YouTube elites (they are elites, really!) then you will noticed how at one point of their Internet live, they will stumble upon something great.

For example, this guy, who stumble upon Miley Cyrus for real after making a lot of 'fun' with her in his basement.

And also these guys who made a contract with McDonald for a TV ad for being so enthusiastic in making a war based only on t-shirts.

How a 3 years old cries over a 12 years old... I think so, he's probably younger, maybe 8 or 6, I don't know.

(Okay this sucks, they suddenly thought, "hye you know what? we're gonna disable the embeding option and let all them cry!" Sheesh, such a dork. Click here though, regardless if you've watched it over and over and over and oven. )

This guy who recorded almost everything in his life, including a vlog of his wife delivering their 4th son. Congrats Shay Carl and Katilette for their newest addition!

This girl, made it phenomenon-ically through YouTube. Oh wait, she didn't started from YouTube, it's my space. Ah, I don't care. She made it in YouTube!

There's even this guy who made a video, of himself, in a Photoshop.

And even videos on how to sneak into a red carpet event and pretend that you're one of the press, regardless if you're in Hollywood or not.

There are tons of videos in YouTube. The ones that I embedded here are the one from those which I constantly wait for every week, except for the 3 years old girl. Or you can just call them elite YouTubers and/or YouTube Elites. I don't know how but someone in YouTube gave these top YouTubers that name.  And for me, it sounded perfectly purr-fect!

Being in YouTube for quite some time and then becoming addicted to it, I have some of my very own list of favourite YouTubers. And yes, I do have my own YouTube account, yes, I can make my own youTube channel, but sadly, no, I don't have any decent camera or video cam to actually record any random crap that might come out from my mouth or any other body parts of mine that make sound.

My YouTube account is just for 1) fun, 2) commenting and 3) watching rated videos :). The no. 3 is only used in a certain part of the day when I felt that my life is crappy and only craps can help me get up. No pun intended.

So yeah, this is my list of my most favourie YouTubers that I have watched and had never failed to wait eagerly for more. (The orders are random, except that the no.1 is my no.1) 

1. Shane Dawson - ShaneDawsonTV, ShaneDawsonTV2, Shane (his iPhone channel)

2. Brittani Louise Taylor - Cupcakes addict.

3. Shay Carl (ShayCarl, SHAYTARDS) - everyone in his family is a tard, even his bed.

4. Joe Penna (MysteryGuitarMan) - really cool videos!

5. Dane Boe (daneboe, AnnoyingOrange) - an orange, that annoys the whole world. And universe.

6. Dave (what-ever-his-last-name-is) (davedays) - he met Miley!

7. Kassem (KassemG) - he interviews porn star. FOR REAL

8. Justine Ezarik (iJustine) - she claims that she comes up with this name way before iCarly was born. And she's an Apple fanatic

9. The Station - a group of YouTubers, doing what they do best. Filming, together.

10. Take180 - another group of YouTubers that get together and do what is in their job prescription. Parody.

Yeah. Well, that's probably my best top 10 most favourite YouTubers Personal or Group. Sadly, I didn't subscribed to any of them. Not even Shane. But, what I did every week was getting them an increase in the numbers of view! YAAAAYY!! for Internet charity! 

So yeah, if you're wandering what I've had wondered out after some wandering done, please do wonder into the world of YouTube, and made your day there!

Or if you refuse and don't want to go there, click here instead. I promise you it won't take you to YouTube. Believe me in this. Trust me. Oh okay it's here, click here. You know what, just click whichever here that you want, it doesn't matter. Just make sure you don't click here.

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Note: This blog post was done entirely by interest and not money, although money may come if they want to. What I'm trying to say is that Google or YouTube never made any agreements to pay me for doing this blog post, because, as you can see and/or read, I sox! So you better back off or I'll farting fart you in your air hole and fart the sox off you, you moda farter bleach!