A Bliss In Disguise... Hopefully!

According to Dictionary.com, bliss means :


1.supreme happiness; utter joy or contentment: wedded bliss.

2.Theology. the joy of heaven.

3.heaven; paradise: the road to eternal bliss.

4.Archaic. a cause of great joy or happiness.
 
 
 
But according to me, bliss means :
 
1. HELL YEAH!!!!! (happy)
 
2. Pain first, then HELL YEAH!!!!!
 
3. Take THAT, you douche bag!
 
4.  LOL LMAO ROFL hahahahaha (a euphoric state, may cause by anything/anyone)
 
 
 
Anyway... Somewhat yesterday, which is Saturday, was one of my worst day ever since The Endless Tragedy. It is, still kind of related to The Endless Tragedy, but this one is way more than just a tragedy! It almost become a police case! And I almost got my ass in a police station, giving out statement so that I won't be locked behind bars and sleep with a homosexual rapist.
 
Okay sleeping with  a homosexual rapist is really not the case. But, still, it is quite alarming, now that I mentioned it...
 
But, luckily, I'm a human and human to the heart. And what does human with a human heart has in his heart???
 
???
 
He has kindness, humanity, deeds, courtesy, politeness, etc, etc, etc. And of course, the most important ingredient, blood. But who cares if you have blood or not in heart right?

Right?

Or maybe a vampire would. In fact I think that's what all vampire ever thing of. Or even heard of. They can't seem to think right, especially when they are around human, because every human has blood in their heart. Well, of course, except for dead people. Or zombie, for crying out loud.

Anyway, the case is now kind of, dead? There is no more phone calls, or messages. But still, every time my phone rings, I got paranoid! I am always scared to answer any incoming calls with no names. Put it simple, incoming calls from those whom I don't know. *shivers*

.............
I just killed three cockroaches just now. I was brushing my teeth and putting aside my contact lenses when Cockroach A was crawling to near to my hairy feet that I could actually feel it's presence. I was like 'Whaaf tha Faakf?!'. As quick as a cat, I stomped them with my foot. But sadly...

Me : I won! Yoo-hoo!

Cockroach A : Think again! Hahahaha... I can survive even after nuclear explosion! Do you think your stinky feet is any match to me?

Cockroach B : Hahahahahaha... You got him right!

Cockroach C : You go dude! Kick him in the ass! Yeah! Cockroach rule!!!

Me : .......

And since I am a fast learner, I took no less than a minute later to kill all three of them. I stomped hard wiht my foot, then, violently, I drew my foot backward, as if I'm doing the Moon walk. Which leaves all the cockroaches headless, footless, gutless, etc. etc-less.... They are dead, for sure!

 I hate how this post ended. So I guess I put up something fun for all of you. Here....



Your welcome!

I Can't Seem To Think Right

As the title might, suggest, I am currently in a delusional state. Not that it is caused by any illegal drug intake, or legal drug taken in a very large amount. Besides, I don't do drug, so why should I be talking about this?!

For the past 2 hours or so, I had been digging out stories from a blog, which I personally classified as a humour blog. I don't know if there are any class for blogs, but I guess there are supposed to be one, because if not, from where does fashion and food blog originated m?

Anyway the blog that I read is this blog, Hyperbole and a Half. The blog is HILARIOUS!!! It is so damn clever! (Ironically, right now I am listening to Plain White T's - So Damn Clever)

It is a genius creation from a genius person named Allie - or so told by her Mom in one of her post. How cool is that? Your Mom commenting your own blog post! That is way too cool. Only that I don't know if it is really her Mom or just some inposter that she paid to be her mother.

Still, I really do love reading ALL of her blog post. She even posted pictures that she drawn using her touch pad in her MacBook (how cool is that?!) using only PaintBrush, a Mac version of Paint. Anyway, just FYI, those pictures are awesome! She even made a character named Spaghatta Nadle, who is really just a spaghetti noodle with a speech impediment. Ha can't spaak praparhlay (translation: He can't speak properly)

Anyway, put that excellent blog aside, (really? Can we really acheived something like that, or is it we actually are lying to ourselves?) today, or should I say tonight, as I watched the local news, I saw something that made me hallucinating. Or actually I just can't seem to think right. Enough.

So here's the whole story. You know right how news, or any shows in the TV really, had that tab at the bottom part of the screen, giving us all the little news or information or whatever shit that they want. Anyway, one of them, during the news, had this on. 'Keputusan SPM dan STAM akan dikeluarkan pada hari Khamis minggu depan'.(translation : The result for SPM and STAM would be out in the coming Thursday.)

For those who ever wondered what the hell is SPM, (if there is any...) SPM is the biggest exam in Malaysia which it's result can actually shape your whole future. It also set the border line between being successful in life or just end up being a loser your whole life. Well, actually no, it does not. But hey, being to strees up about your result might bring you straight towards your end. Such a sad story huh?

Anyway, right now, that is what made me so delusional. I'm not so sure if delusional = hallucinating, or even if (bad news + suprised) x pressure = bad day ... That would be too bad, because I found Allie's blog on the same dayy. Then it should be something like this, bad day + cool stuff = great day .... Whatever. I can't seem to think right.

The Endless Tragedy, Pt. 2

Thursday, 25th February, 2010.

Everbody came to work today. But Female C is having problem walking, most probably since she kicked her way out yesterday. She came to work walking like a one-legged zombie. (-___-''') Everybody else is either happy or not in the mood at all. But, yeah, I am happy.

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Friday, 26th February, 2010.

Today, Female C took a leave. Maybe her feet is killing her, I don't know. But if it is killing her, then that's totally awesome for me. She does deserve to die in a very pathetic way, killed by her own legs. Hahahaha...

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If We Ever Meet Again...

I'm sure we will always meet again, especially in my blog! Don't you think we are fated to be together?? Hahahaha...

Anyway this is kind-of a new song to me, since I first hear in on air, or should I say on TV, this morning. It is a song by Timbaland featuring Katy Perry. (Uh, uh Katy Perry I ♥♥♥♥ her so MUCH!)

And for those who are as unlucky as I am, here is the video for you. I got it from Timbaland Vevo, though whatever Vevo is... You can search it at YouTube, there bunch of awesome music videos from Timbaland in his Vevo.

So yeah the music video is somewhat cool but I do think that the story of the video is a little bit off compared to the meaning of the song. But hey, who cares, if it's off or on, there's Katy Perry in it! LOL hahaha.

Oh, and the next chapter of my Endless Tragedy would most be probably be up in a couple days, depending on how fast I'm typing. Also depending on how fast the flow of idea is at that time. So, if you really want to know more of my endless tragedy that make me quit my job and become a NETT (Not in Employment, Training, or Teaching), please, do stay tune.

Oh, just another quick thing... Since I am a NETT now, I signed up for Google AdSense, along side with my NuffNang MY. So since you are here to read my blog, or for whatsoever reason you are here, why don't you do some charity and click on them! It would be fun, don't you think?

OK that's all for now. See ya when I see ya. LOL

The Endless Tragedy.

If this is not a true story, that happened to me personally, I might tell you that this story sucks and it is VERY not kind to the protagonist. Hopes, they always leaves you high and dry, don't you think?

So let me tell you some of my story - or stories, since there are a bunch of them, that happened to me since the pass few days. Which I admit, taught me how to suck it up and keep a straight face, .

It all started on...

Wednesday, 24th February, 2010.

Yesterday, Female C asked me about Pixie Lott's famous single, Mama Do (Uh Oh Uh Oh).



So as a deal, I told her that I would download the song for her, and pass it to her, today. So, yeah I did it, and I told her, 'Hey, let's go to shops that sells phones, I'm sure they have all those mobile phone's cables and stuff, since you don't have one'.