Friday, May 21, 2010

I AM SORRY.

I AM SORRY that I didn't make a blog post for several days now.
I AM SORRY that my posts aren't that good.
I AM SORRY that my new template makes you blind.
I AM SORRY for using too much memes.
I AM SORRY, but is that what I think it is?
I AM SORRY that you think orange is for gay, but it's not.
I AM SORRY for calling you a douche bag.
I AM SORRY that I am not good enough for you.
I AM SORRY that I broke your heart.
I AM SORRY that I played with your feelings.
I AM SORRY that I blew that chance, okay?!
I AM SORRY that I am not as 'pretty' as you think I am.
I AM SORRY for being too judging.
I AM SORRY that you are broke, so am I.
I AM SORRY for you becoming such an a*shole!
I AM SORRY, but you are not for me!
I AM SORRY that this has to happen.
I AM SORRY, I don't know you had allergies!
I AM SORRY that I am not who you think I am.
I AM SORRY for calling you names.
I AM SORRY that we are different.
I AM SORRY for being a racist.
I AM SORRY, but your coffee stinks.
I AM SORRY, but I need to go to the toilet.
I AM SORRY that I am not as good as you are.
I AM SORRY, but is this yours?
I AM SORRY that I broke your TV.
I AM SORRY, but gays make me sick!
I AM SORRY, but you ain't going to fool me anymore.
I AM SORRY that I can't get full marks.
I AM SORRY that I answered it badly.
I AM SORRY that I forget to pick you up and you had to walk around in your pink tutus.
I AM SORRY that we have to fight
I AM SORRY, that's me. Um. Farting.
I AM SORRY that your dream didn't come true.
I AM SORRY, but you do have to work this coming weekends!
I AM SORRY that I can't make your dream come true.
I AM SORRY that I ruined your life.
I AM SORRY, but you're not going to get married.
I AM SORRY that I cheated on you.
I AM SORRY, but human tends to forget. 
I AM SORRY, but I just can't live without him!
I AM SORRY that I ruined your dream along with it.
I AM SORRY, but I lose your number.
I AM SORRY that I overdid it.
I AM SORRY that I am such a drama queen!
I AM SORRY that I can't get there faster.
I AM SORRY that I got you pregnant.
I AM SORRY that we aren't meant to be together.
I AM SORRY that he left you for no reason.
I AM SORRY, but I can't make it with you, not anymore.
I AM SORRY, what's your name again?
I AM SORRY that I am too small for you.
I AM SORRY that I not there to wipe your tears.
I AM SORRY, I ran down your cat this morning...
I AM SORRY, but we had to shut down your project.
I AM SORRY that I am not the right size for you.
I AM SORRY I ate your cupcake this morning.
I AM SORRY, but your extra-work is considered as a threat to the company, and we have to fire you.
I AM SORRY that you lose your job.
I AM SORRY, but I'm in a meeting.
I AM SORRY, but your plan is not going to work, either way.
I AM SORRY. How can I make it up to you?
I AM SORRY that I screwed up.
I AM SORRY that you had to clean it up on your own. 
I AM SORRY for being a jerk.
I AM SORRY, you are not my type of a guy that I want to date with.
I AM SORRY. It is all my fault.
I AM SORRY that my house is too small for you.
I AM SORRY, I don't really have any real beds or anything. I sleep on the floor.
I AM SORRY, but can you repeat?
I AM SORRY, but pets are not allowed, Sir.
I AM SORRY for your lost.
I AM SORRY, I didn't know your grandma passed away.
I AM SORRY that I can't cry now, I always cry!
I AM SORRY that I cry a lot.
I AM SORRY that I used your name without your permission.
I AM SORRY that I literally destroyed your book.
I AM SORRY that I tea-bagged you.
I AM SORRY that my grammar is worst compared to yours.
I AM SORRY, do you know where this place is?
I AM SORRY, but I don't know where that is.
I AM SORRY that I am such a smarty-pants.
I AM SORRY that I read your diary.
I AM SORRY for ruining you laptop.
I AM SORRY that I commented badly in your videos.
I AM SORRY, but I am addicted to it, I CAN'T HELP IT!
I AM SORRY that I crashed your party.
I AM SORRY, but face it, your boyfriend is no good.
I AM SORRY that I am such a lousy kisser.
I AM SORRY for you.
I AM SORRY that I was ever born.
I AM SORRY that I had to do this.
I AM SORRY, but I can't do this anymore.
I AM SORRY, and there's nothing else left to say.
I AM SORRY that you have to read all this.
I AM SORRY that this post meant nothing at all to you.
I AM SORRY, but this has nothing to do with you.
I AM SORRY that it ends up like this.
I AM SORRY, but this has to end.

I AM SORRY, the show is over...

2 comments:

Amirah Cantik said...

kau nih macam bosan sangat eh? ok, aku maafkan kau.

huda othman said...

iqbal..are you trully sorry for everthing that u wrote here? or..is it just rambling outf boredom? hehehe..